New Bloody Government Law!

[Robert]

I've just found out from a leading promotions company, that the government has just passed a new

law.
Underage's now have to finish at 9pm, with a curfew for people under 18 years of age to be at home, by 10pm. If found roaming outside, they will be prosecuted with the

appropriate means necessary. There will also be major changes to the way events are run, with more police having the ability to inspect clubs and body search young adults for contraband items,

including cigarettes, drugs and alcohol.
Sorry guys, but this new law is very crap at the moment and i have no idea how it passed, but I’ve even found the relevant

information on the gov.vic website.

Yes this is a joke, APRIL FOOLS!!

[aNdrEw`L]

and i thought the 10pm law couldnt get anymore fukt lol, this is going to be pretty bad for underages that have already prepared their

events n ****... would the next qbh/metros be finishing at 10 still or they HAVE to finish at 9 now coz if this law?



bah, forget this...*waits till im 18 farkin*

[brendan b]

Lol, yeah right like we'll fall for that :lol:

[SeXuaL Fe]

omg thas the gayest **** n so fukn stupd!! now instead of kids hangin

around clubs n ****, wen they finished ther, ther more likely to walk around the streets n get azz raped, at least let them run til 10! most of us that go to clubs are between the ages of 14-17 n

the last thing we'd want to fkn do is go home at fuckn 10pm!!!!

[aNdrEw`L]

hmmm say good by to underages.... my night doesnt even like start at 9

[Dean]

LOL APRIL FOOLZ!!!!!!

[SeXuaL Fe]

omg..wer u's bullshitn bout that 9pm thing, i hope u wer man fukkkkkk :evil:

[aNdrEw`L]

fuk u dean im so gona drop u if i eva see u at qbh :)


lol nah jk

[Dean]

Lolz it wasnt my post neway it was robs :)

[wasz]

Oooo Rob. Just 31 minutes more and you wouldda been the fool... Lucky 'ey?

[SeXuaL Fe]

i am god

[wasz]

Indeed you are...

[SeXuaL Fe]

i am, u know how i know that? cos ur picture thingo says it, as u can tell im really fkn bored.. :oops:

[wasz]

My pic also says Drugs Distort Reality...

[Gabbo]

my picture lights up

[SeXuaL Fe]

LOL this guy cracks me up

[Robert]

hahaha... god... i didn't know if anyone would actually fall for this post (especiall Wasz or Brendan - embarrasment for you!)

hmm....
Did any1 get an other april fools today?
At our school at assembly, one of the prefects told the school that our principle has left the schol, and gone to be head at another, and that

the vice was taking over - wasn't planned very well - and noone laughed, cause everyone was confused - embarrasment for him too.

[Timmy]

LOL @ ROB :D Nearly had me :oops: But yeah at skool in assembly i was soooo lost i was wondering what the **** he was going on about

:?

[Freakazoid]

lol u evil bastard
i was gettin so angry the more i scrolled down
*phew* :oops:

[brendan b]

Lol, i didn't fall for it....
Look at my first post rob, and please disregard the *edited* not....

Your a ****!

[wasz]

I wouldda believed the 9pm law. But not the rest of it... Kids would go insane if they had a 10pm Curfew...

[Sebiola]

the bit about the 10pm curfu and the contrabans (ciggies n stuff) woulda made me think twice...

but i saw it now so yeah i aint

lookin like a stooge :P

[KinkyBella]

Yeah well i fell for it!!! im so damned gullible!!! My parents are tight as, so i actually beleived the curfew thing!!!!

ten oclock pratically already is my curfew. Nice work Robbie, u had me sucked in :!: ciao.

[Gabbo]

yawn u people should no that we are allowed to smoke just not allowed to buy them while under 18 i no other wise i would have been

arested for smoking everytime i stepped outside my house lmao *lights up a smoke ahhhhhh im in heaven*

[wasz]

Smoking harms your baby Yioti!

[Robert]

you are legally not allowed to smoke until you are 16, and you can't buy them until you are 18. Even so, you still shouldn't be

doing - they are SO unbelievibly bad for you! Don't you kids understand the reason why there are so many advertisements, so many lawsuits (people suing the cig. companies), so many labels on the

packets, so much research.

It's not cool. Don't smoke. Stay in school.

[morrisdidget]

you sound like a teacher rob StOp It!!!! BtW iS tHiS mAkInG yOu CrY??? lol!
about the assembly thing,that was REALLY bad. I

was sitting there going, what? huh? and i was just confused. when i understood what he was sayng i was like, YEAH AS IF THATS GONNA BE TRUE!! Bad bad bad! But MR.Houlihan ptended that we had a

test, which is the kinda thing HE'd do anyway, no one laughed when he told us, and plus it was after 12 so whose the idiot now huh?, he annoys me so much. Such a nerd.
-SexcSteph

[Gabbo]

josh ive had 3 miscarriges already lol :shock: and rob my olds are more laid back about smkoking than u haha when my dad found out

he bought me a deck and said here and took one for himself lmao good fun my mum (who new b4 my dad) said it was ok with her :D

[wasz]

HAHA!! Your body has stayed in remarkable shape! No visible stretch marks or anything...

[Gabbo]

i no :D im proud

[wasz]

So you should be... Any secrets that you wanna share?

[Robert]

April fools doesn't finish at 12pm that's a bunch of crap :roll: . the 12pm and that 'flick and a kic for being so quick' is just

a st0pid person's way at getting back at the smarter kids who initally think of the ideas 8)

[Gabbo]

buy every weight loss thing u see on the infomercials at 3-6 in the morning :D lol and tony robbins did alot for me helped me gain

more self esteem lmao and rene rivkin also helped me with the stock market hahahahaha also that sun tan lotion there selling now and chef tony miricle blades helped cut my coooking time in half

hahahahahaha