'time trader' busted on the stock market.

[Robert]

This is a very bizarre

story (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030319/104808600007.html). Apparently federal investigators have arrested a man that has been buying and sellings shares on the stock market, and

conjured up a portfolio of $350 million in two weeks. When arrested he claimed he was from the future, the year 2256, and knows about the whereabouts of Osama and knows the cure for aids, but only

if he can return to his 'time craft'

[Robert]

i'm sorry guys, i just looked into that site the news originally came from, World Wide News, and it's just a whole lot of tabloid

news crap, here's another one (http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20030321/104825880007.html) from the day before. fucking stupid news.
Other headlines:
The Sun Will Explode In Less Than

Six Years!
Schools Will Soon Force Your Kids To Take Drugs!
Fish Has Human Face!

[wasz]

I have seen a horse, with two heads, and two bodies!

[Gabbo]

that would be considered as 2 horses not 1 lol