Your Fantasy

[Intensity]

So whats your biggest sexual fantasy? i know we all have our share, whether its weird or just...strange.

Here's mine:

Doing it in the shower
Doing it in the car
Doing it outside, like in the bush
Doing it in the public toilets


hmm, thats all i k think of atm

[Mickey]

I'd like to have sex..

in outer space
under water
with an octopus
and again
while having someone burn my nipples with lit cigarettes...:D

[**BeKi**]

Doing it in the public toilets

ugh but public toilets are so...dirty...

[DJ Beau J]

I want to have drunken sex with a cactus and give birth to a chair

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

Mann all you fantasys, exept Beau's, are sh!t LOL done them already....

Hrmmmm umm my fantasy...

Banging the sh!t out of a chick for like 10 hours straight....

[mikey31]

have sex in a cardboard box while their drinking a can of soda

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

this thread is dead because for some getting close to a female other than a relative is a fantasy LOL

[Intensity]

lol Andre, its gonna be a hard thing to do Beau's fantasy

[Cole]

doing it in a Lambhorgini. (sp and i don't give a kuk)
But that's never going to happen.

When i get my mazda RX-8, she'll be allowed to take the back seat with me ;)
And she better take off her shoes and wash her hands before entering my car

[.:MARK:.]

^Rent the lambo for a day :p

[<--footsouljah-->]

haha^. dont wreck the leather seats;)

[Thommo_Raver]

hmm imagine while bungee jumping

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

mmmm f*cking while sky diving would be nice


for me, the top place would be in an outdoor spa at the snow :)

[denis]

doing a milf

[Intensity]

^^ yeah milf is also in my top 'want to do list'

[DJ Beau J]

I'm winning

[DIXIE]

my fantasy was to f*ck my psycho ex up the ass so she would leave me alone.




so i did it :D never heard from her again :P

[DJ Beau J]

Maybe im losing now

[Xx_-SeNoRiTa-_xX]

having sex in a hot air balloon

[Emad]

Having sex...

[shaheen]

I'm going with the outerspace one, I always thought about it, would be awesome and mile high club.

[persian_on_boost]

I want to have drunken sex with a cactus and give birth to a chair


LMFAO BEAU I LOVE THAT QUOTE hahahahaha

hmmmm..... in an igloo??? :)

[dettie_girl69]

hmm a tough one...

wouldn't mind on a pristine beach, no one around, perfect weather, clear water.. starting in a open hut like thing going on to the water ;)... dirty beach sex ;).. no sand tho... haha

[Dayna]

haha what a funny thread:P im sure its making everyone here horny haha...
sumone should make a thread about Subwoofers & turntables and post there pics up... if it hasnt already been made

[LOVEJ]

there's plenty of gear threads on here, just search through dj_stick, myself, samus_jay etc

[Miss Belle]

haha what a funny thread:P im sure its making everyone here horny haha...
sumone should make a thread about Subwoofers & turntables and post there pics up... if it hasnt already been made

Lol...are the subbies and turntables part of your fantasy?

[.:MARK:.]

in a hot air balloon would be crazy.
My mate's trueee fantasy though, is to be on his huge fishing boat, with a chick, the fishing line cast out, hooking a great snatch :p funny ****.

[esloco]

oned word: MIKASHA

[Emad]

^ Oh God.

[.:MARK:.]

^lmfaooooo. How about michael jackson, haha no.

[brown sugar miki]

=0 =[.. that was really uncalled for Andrew.. Mark as well. Emad, no comment.

[LiL_JaSoN]

on your mums bed

[Emad]

What if my mum dosnt sleep on a bed?

[LiL_JaSoN]

well ill fvck them anywhere until my penis goes from a mars bar to a cherry ripe

[**BeKi**]

....i dont get it :|

[Thommo_Raver]

brown to red

[<--footsouljah-->]

haha^^. if the river runs red, go the dirt track instead..think about it

[Emad]

No... Just No...

[Nate]

In one of those arabic tent things in the middle of nowhere, with plush pillows all around, beautiful rugs and drapes. While at the same time smoking a sheisha and being high on opium.

Or fuking on crystal meth/cocaine/acid.

[denis]

sex in the park at night when the weather is warm.

[Nalah]

On the beach at night, no one around, warmish weather but with a light breeze, laying on a big rug on the sand ..yes =]

The other one is a bit too personal to mention here =P

[greekangel27]

then dont mention there's another one

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

You tell her Liz

[Intensity]

^^ Hey Ewen what's yours?

[Thommo_Raver]

his fantacy is me

[AzN_RaVeN]

On a king size bed turned into a wrestling ring by putting posts on 4 corners with ropes, a wrestling match for foreplay and then violent angry sex/wrestling and then my Jess pinning me down for the count while I blow my load. Violence turns me on :wink:

Hope I didn't scar too many of you kids :)

[Emad]

^^ I'll be the referee anyday

his fantacy is me

No.. that's mine.. it really is.

[**BeKi**]

On a king size bed turned into a wrestling ring by putting posts on 4 corners with ropes, a wrestling match for foreplay and then violent angry sex/wrestling and then my Jess pinning me down for the count while I blow my load. Violence turns me on :wink:

Hope I didn't scar too many of you kids :)

*does the expressions stewie does when he figures out he has just sucked milk from peters full and tender breast*

i can give you guys the whips and crap that i used on you back in the day when you were my bitch...

[AzN_RaVeN]

That would be awesome Emad :wink:

And Bek, you finally admit that I'm not your bitch anymore, how nice of you :)

[Emad]

Thats only because your my bitch now =)

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

^^ Hey Ewen what's yours?
Look back towards the start of the thread :)

[Steph]

my fantasy was to f*ck my psycho ex up the ass so she would leave me alone.




so i did it :D never heard from her again :P

wow you're so cool....

[shaheen]

DIXIEs got a point Steph, he really does.

[Steph]

**** all annoying women up the ass and they will go away?


ooooooooooooooookkk then

[.:MARK:.]

Want to be fucked up the ass?

[chikita`amy]

^^LMAO!

i think the shower is hot.. no matter how common it is.
an isolated beach would be hot aswell but sand would go everywhere.

the stage i dance on after a show.. thats hot. - ok im gona stop [=

[turkey_poppin89]

^^LMAO!

i think the shower is hot.. no matter how common it is.
an isolated beach would be hot aswell but sand would go everywhere.

the stage i dance on after a show.. thats hot. - ok im gona stop [=Wasting water :( *shakes head*

[chikita`amy]

its saving water because 2 bodys gettin washed.

[shaheen]

^^LMAO!

i think the shower is hot.. no matter how common it is.
an isolated beach would be hot aswell but sand would go everywhere.

the stage i dance on after a show.. thats hot. - ok im gona stop [=

Shower is actually really hard to do, lol and gives close to no feeling.

[.:MARK:.]

^sorry, WHATTTTTT!? lol.

[persian_on_boost]

i did it in my gf's car yesterday :) it was hot.... i cant say my other fantasy but emad's in it.... ;)

[.:MARK:.]

A car isn't so much a fantasy, but a place when there is nowhere else to do it. "**** THE HANDBREAK OWWWWW"

[persian_on_boost]

yeah nah its wasnt as good as i thought... lil cramped..:( but generally good.. the seat belt 'clicky thingy' :S.... got her a few times in the hip heheeh

[Emad]

OH,, Ari the drain isnt gonna be to happy about that LMAO..

[persian_on_boost]

^^
LMAO
cute emad
DONT CARE! =)

[Steph]

Want to be fucked up the ass?


yeah man lets go

[.:MARK:.]

ok...

((This better work dixieeeeeeeee :p))

[persian_on_boost]

^ Lmao

[Steph]

ok...

((This better work dixieeeeeeeee :p))


don't get your hopessss uppppp :)

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

So you like the anal?

[1337]

Having sex on Acid is way up there. Or E, but thats only on the rare ocassion that you actually manage to get it up. Aside from that, perhaps maybe a medium size tent in a forest somewhere, with candles in all the corners. A nice bed of pillows on the ground, and two sleeping bags put together so afterwards we could sleep...

<3 sleep

[Emad]

Adi, may i have the other sleeping bag?

[1337]

Any day Emad. Any day of the millenium (sp?).

[Steph]

_ m c n z ]']So you like the anal?

who doesn't

[.:MARK:.]

We must use a different manouver on you then *shifty eyes*

[Cole]

"we" ?

[.:MARK:.]

Yeah we, il go back to dixie and ask, any other ways? lol. ahhh speaking of dixie he absolutley ROCKKKKKKKKKED it where i was tonight, muzza back was fucking huge, everyone knew it.

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

^ haha was that the party?

[.:MARK:.]

That was 'the party' lol yes. Oh and a little fantasy would have been achieved last night by 2 girls, ok so im leaning kickin bak with some people next to1 of dixie's speakers, and i look and i see these 2 random girls dancing, those 2 random girls, then danced with each other, i doubt they knew each other though, next thing i know, they are full. on. goin. hack.... grabbing like a mofo man!!!!! im like LESBIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS and i tapped dixie and it was this... "OMG OMG OMG OMG WHERE THE FEEEEEEKS DA CAMERA".... *takes pic* lmfao, then dixie announces it on mic, was funny as.

[AzN_RaVeN]

Thats only because your my bitch now =)

**** off I'm bitch to NOBODY yo

[1337]

**** off I'm bitch to NOBODY yo
Sept me.


...ho

[SwEeTasSuGaR]

a wrestling match for foreplay and then violent angry sex/wrestling. Violence turns me on :wink:


lol oh god so true
but really... dont do it in a car! thats so cheap & i've heard the worst stories about it - and lmao @ whoever said "**** the clutch"

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

LMAO he said handbrake.
I doubt the clutch would get in the way.

[Cole]

do it at the backseat.
Problem solved

[.:MARK:.]

Still, i dont see the fantasy of it in a car lol.

[xaNNaaaa]

Anna !! :d

[Mickey]

on top of the eureka tower at night.

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

New Fantasy: Threesome on the beach at Jules' party. :)

[**BeKi**]

my fantasy: mein yulians butt :wink:

[<--footsouljah-->]

doing it in the back seat of a sexy red ferrari doesnt do it for you?

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

Do any of the new ones have flat back seats though? Most ferraris don't have back seats, and those that do often have a permanent arm rest/cupholder thing in the middle, so it's all un even and would be uncomfortable..

[.:MARK:.]

Even when they are too, way too squishy! Just to her on the bonet :wink:

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

But then you'll dent the bonnet..

[.:MARK:.]

Nice and sloww romeooo lol.

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

But I'm pretty sure Ferraris have aluminium bonnets, and the weight of someone leaning on it can put it out of place.

[.:MARK:.]

Really? They couldn'e be that weak, i sat on one before :s

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

Maybe it just depends how well reinforced they are.. I put my dads bonnet out slightly by leaning on it.

[.:MARK:.]

OK lets fix this fantasy, banging a super hot chick on the bonet of a ferrari, not caring about all the dents because you're so rich you can buy another one the next day lol. Goooooooood fantasy.

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

Or you cold have like..
Monday's Ferrari
Tuesday's Ferrari
Wednesday's Ferrari
Thursday's Ferrari
Friday's Ferrari
Saturday's Ferrari
Sunday's Ferrari
Banging Ferrari

But yeah what ever.. ^ that sounds good enough for me Mark :)

[vivian]

. Aside from that, perhaps maybe a medium size tent in a forest somewhere, with candles in all the corners. A nice bed of pillows on the ground, and two sleeping bags put together so afterwards we could sleep...

<3 sleep

o what a fantastic idea..that way when the candles fall and burn the tent due to all the movement the pillows can catch on fire o,and the sleeping bags.not to mention if you kill the bitch no one would notice because youd be in the bush.:thumb:

[FOCKYOURTV]

Doing it at school lol.

[<--footsouljah-->]

lmao. mark pretty much summed it up:P

[Mickey]

whilst on live tv

[mЯ Fcùķŋ ЯavėR]

in a VL it would be all like stututo0h

[rnB_boOtY]

Behind or inside my fride with BEAU of course. :)

[brown sugar miki]

id like to have sex in an old wooden ship.

[FOCKYOURTV]

id like to have sex in an old wooden ship.

Pirates Of The Carriebean porno lol.

[1337]

|']o what a fantastic idea..that way when the candles fall and burn the tent due to all the movement the pillows can catch on fire o,and the sleeping bags.not to mention if you kill the bitch no one would notice because youd be in the bush.:thumb:
O WHUT A FANTASTIC IDEA N THEN U CAN GO N HAV SEX N YOUD NO THAT U KILLED A BITCH N SHE WILL B DEAD BUT NO1 WULD NO!!!!!

I mean... Let me rephrase...

For elaborations sake, The candles are fixed to the ground and in candle holders, the tent/pillows/sleeping bags are all non flammable and the 'bitch' is invincible... And we do it slow and passionately, so there is no movement to knock the candles over...


Happy now?

[persian_on_boost]

^^ lol the bitch is invincible =) lmao

[LiL_JaSoN]

Pirates Of The Carriebean porno lol.

oOo so thats what it is lmao. i have a DVD with that writen on it, and i thought it was just another **** movie.

might have to watch it ;) lmao

[Steph]

|']s.not to mention if you kill the bitch no one would notice because youd be in the bush.:thumb:


and the 'bitch' is invincible...


Happy now?


PFT HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHA
lol that is golddddddd

[sPaz]

shower is overated... slippery and down right dangerous in my opinion..... hmm id say on a roof

[Miss Belle]

Well now we all know what you got up to on the weekend...

[Steph]

yeah you're seeming like a bit of a horn-bag with all the replies in all the sex threads :|

sexual frustration times ten!

[<--footsouljah-->]

and a roof isnt dangerous at all:)

[Miss Belle]

Lmao horn-bag Steph...
Well a roof would work if you were gymnasts...or if the roof was flat...but in all reality, no roofs are flat, and what gymnasts get laid?

[.:MARK:.]

sexual frustration times ten!

Can i ask how it's sexual fustration in that case then?

I agree with her, shower is quite overrated, spa/jacuzzi ftw!

[Nalah]

Lmao horn-bag Steph...
Well a roof would work if you were gymnasts...or if the roof was flat...but in all reality, no roofs are flat, and what gymnasts get laid?

There are roofs that are flat.. :neutral: I have seen a gizzilion houses with flat roofs.

[.:MARK:.]

I've had a drink up on top of a flat room, twas coool.

[Jules]

1) In the back seat of a Volkswagen, just to see how uncomfortable it really is.

2) In a penthouse bed, covered in rose petals, with a huge tray of assorted berries and cream and such, with an essence going, a nice bottle of champagne, the room dimly lit and some candles burning....maybe some Marvin Gaye or Damien Rice or Jeff Buckley playing......maybe some alternative rock :D

[Nalah]

Yay for Marvin Gaye :D

[sPaz]

naaa..... just think bout it, shower wud be so slippery etc.. and no that is not what i did on the w.e lol... a roof wud be cool..... i would just like to sit on a roof, that too would be cool.... like on the top of a hotel or something and i am not sexually frustrated i just find the topic rather interesting :)

[Jules]

Excuse me, Karina, but I'm trying to woo Natasha over here!!

Gosh!

So Tash, you were saying you liked Marvin Gaye? :wink:

[hbk69]

showers are too small and awkward, the only option is standing doggy, even if you are strong enough to support her against a wall otherwise, its still too slippery.

[sPaz]

i have a double shower

[<--footsouljah-->]

what about one of them bath/showers...and if they got handrails u can use them for leverage....but yeah, spa/jacuzzi sounds much better

[Nalah]

Excuse me, Karina, but I'm trying to woo Natasha over here!!

Gosh!

So Tash, you were saying you liked Marvin Gaye? :wink:

Oh, I looooove Marvin Gaye *insert seductive sexy stare here*

bahahah

[brown sugar miki]

what about one of them bath/showers...and if they got handrails u can use them for leverage....but yeah, spa/jacuzzi sounds much better
we got an expert here ;]

[Jules]

Oh, I looooove Marvin Gaye *insert seductive sexy stare here*

bahahah
Really? Well it just so happens I have his entire collection *suddenly is magically holding a huge amount of Marvin Gaye CDs*

Tuesday good for you? :p

[Nalah]

Done and done. :boobs:

[Jules]

Done and done. :boobs:
Awesome. Give me your address, I'll pick you up at 7, we can walk to the train station and I'll take you to a movie before we go to Crown Hotel for fantasy number two. :wink:

[esloco]

and if they got handrails u can use them for leverage

who needs leverage when you have love handles!

[<--footsouljah-->]

haha not for the guy..for the freakin chick getting banged. she maybe be hot, but after smashing her face on the tap after NOT holding on..she may not be so pretty...

[JUZT!N]

^ ahhahahhahaha

[sPaz]

unless blood and stuff is also part of ur fantasy..... ew i know, but sum ppl r weird?

[<--footsouljah-->]

hmm yeah..sado-masochism. sum ppl lyk it...pain and pleasure..

[Mickey]

its kind of hot getting beaten over the head with a sack of doorknobs during sex

[turkey_poppin89]

Awesome. Give me your address, I'll pick you up at 7, we can walk to the train station and I'll take you to a movie before we go to Crown Hotel for fantasy number two. :wink:Ewwwwww, you have a fantasy involving NUMBER TWO!! Jules, I used to think you were cool...:( *shakes head*

Myself, I don't really have much in the way of fantasies, because I mean, what's better than the comfort of your own bed? Beach would be nice I guess, as long as it's on top of a BIG towel or something so sand doesn't get everywhere. Sandpaper effect....*shudder*

[<--footsouljah-->]

hahahahhahaha^^^.

yeah beach would be good cept for the sand gettin in places it shouldnt..

[Thommo_Raver]

i'd hate to have sex on the beach, the thought of having sand in my crackl shits me, i got enough hair as it is i dont need more irration <_<
but you all didnt need to know that

[Thommo_Raver]

i'd hate to have sex on the beach, the thought of having sand in my crack shits me, i got enough hair as it is i dont need more irration <_<
but you all didnt need to know that

[sPaz]

that really was some incredibly uneeded information especially because i was planning to eat dinner now

[.:MARK:.]

Scrumptious:)

[1337]

Awesome. Give me your address, I'll pick you up at 7, we can walk to the train station and I'll take you to a movie before we go to Crown Hotel for fantasy number two. :wink:
He's not joking around...


:O

[dettie_girl69]

In one of those arabic tent things in the middle of nowhere, with plush pillows all around, beautiful rugs and drapes. While at the same time smoking a sheisha and being high on opium.

Or fuking on crystal meth/cocaine/acid.


word.

[Emad]

Sex in the shower with the doors OPEN :O

[Nate]

On a more practical note, just doing it all day/night long in every possible position would do it for me. I feel so sorry for those guys who can only last 10-15mins at a time...or more so their partners.

[.:MARK:.]

Ever had a girl tell you to stop, been going for too long?
lmfao i have. But i think the all day all night would be nice, trying to do everything with the opposite sex.

[Thommo_Raver]

how bout doing it blind folded

[<--footsouljah-->]

yeah blind folded would increase the sensitivity of all your other senses including touch;]. but make sure both of you arent blind folded. you wanna see what you're doing, just incase you cause some serious bodily harm:)

[turkey_poppin89]

On a more practical note, just doing it all day/night long in every possible position would do it for me. I feel so sorry for those guys who can only last 10-15mins at a time...or more so their partners....


:cry:

[Nate]

Ever had a girl tell you to stop, been going for too long?
lmfao i have. But i think the all day all night would be nice, trying to do everything with the opposite sex.


Nope, i've had them panting and lieing there not bothering to move, but they'll still want more. Maybe you're doing something wrong...? :p

[shaheen]

Nate is such a beast, I wish you were gay.

[CuRvAcEoUs_HuNni]

orgy

[Intensity]

^^i like orgies:boobs:

[Nate]

Nate is such a beast, I wish you were gay.


Well if i'm in the right mood....ya never know. :p

[adil]

lol you sex crazed animals!

in the back of a ute on the freeway on a hot raining summers day.

[.:MARK:.]

Nope, i've had them panting and lieing there not bothering to move, but they'll still want more. Maybe you're doing something wrong...? :p
**** wrong hole lol.
Nah i don't really want to go into detail on here but yeah :)
:boobs:

[turkey_poppin89]

Nope, i've had them panting and lieing there not bothering to move, but they'll still want more. Maybe you're doing something wrong...? You know, if I was a mod, I would so ban you just out of spite -_-. MAKE LOVE TO ME MONKEY MAN!!!

[1337]

I once saw this fucked up movie: 'Very Bad Things'. It had Cameron Diaz, thats all I remember from the actor/actress side of things. Anyways, at some bucks night thing, they 'rented' a prostitute. And one of the guys was having sex with her in the bathroom, and he cracked her neck on a hanger, or a shower head or something. Point is she died and they had to go to a grocery store to get a chainsaw and bags to cut her up into smaller bits to get her outside, and then a security guard came in and saw them, so they had to whack him as well.

...Point is, don't use bathrooms...

:)

[Thommo_Raver]

^lmao +1

[adil]

I once saw this fucked up movie: 'Very Bad Things'. It had Cameron Diaz, thats all I remember from the actor/actress side of things. Anyways, at some bucks night thing, they 'rented' a prostitute. And one of the guys was having sex with her in the bathroom, and he cracked her neck on a hanger, or a shower head or something. Point is she died and they had to go to a grocery store to get a chainsaw and bags to cut her up into smaller bits to get her outside, and then a security guard came in and saw them, so they had to whack him as well.

...Point is, don't use bathrooms...

:)


hahahahaha, ive seen that movie! hotel room, then the guy was fucking her against the wall, and he put her on a hook that was on the wall. So they hide her, and security sees, so they whack him. They bury them both in the desert.. i think they kill a dog aswell?

[sPaz]

only time girls say its going for too long please stop..... is not a good sign.. well for me anyway..... unless maybe u were at it for a few days/.. i dno..um blindfold is increases the sensation of everything even being tickled lol

[Club_bella]

office desk ... in like a working inviroment ..dont ask i think the thought of getting cought is a turn on

[**BeKi**]

in a car at the drive in

....

.......

that would be vurrrrrr riskay, specially with all the little childrens :(

[brown sugar miki]

on the ceiling fan.

but on a serious note, on a ceiling fan.
or
on a CHAIR !

[kariiishmaa <3]

well.... in the shower, with a guy with a sexual tattoo on his arm --- fcuk yes! lmaoo

no tattoo -- no fantasy

[kariiishmaa <3]

in the back of a ute on the freeway on a hot raining summers day.

fcuk yes

[Bannon]

on a washing machiene with foams spurt out at the same time i do ahhaha lol

[Mickey]

inside a whale.
whilst cooking a marinade.

[lil_bro]

i jsut stumbled upon this thread
mine is with a mirmaid....no tale no fantasy

[esloco]

the beach at sunset...with a damn good towel, and watch out for the sand,

outside in the warm summer rain

behind a curtian in the louvre, or another famous public place...

doing it on the ex's bed lol,

on a train/tram, have her where a skirt and sit on your lap..u get the picture

on a higay/freeway, or in a limo

[Intensity]

on a train/tram, have her where a skirt and sit on your lap..u get the picture


that's hot, that deserves something.:thumb:

[Mickey]

whilst digesting pork

on webcam

in the middle of a kindergarten - maybe with some volunteers from the crowd

with a cat

with a dog

with a dog and a cat

with a dog who has just eaten a cat

with a cat that has just eaten a mouse

with a mouse

with a mouse and a cat

with a mouse and a dog

with a mouse and a dog and a cat

with a dog, a cat and a mouse that is digesting a cockroach

with a cockroach

with a cockroach and a mouse

with a cockroach and a cat

with a cockroach and a dog

with a cockroach and a mouse and a cat

with a cockroach and a mouse and a dog

with a cockroach and a dog and a cat

with a cockroach and a dog and a cat and a mouse

with a cockroach and a dog and a cat and a mouse and a moose

with a moose and a cockroach

with a moose and a dog

with a moose and a cat

with a moose and a dog

with a moose and a mouse

with a moose **** cant be btoehrd

[**BeKi**]

are you aware that its not funny?

[.:MARK:.]

^Obviously not.

[<--footsouljah-->]

i think its funny that he doesnt realize hes annoying:)

[Miss Belle]

Why do people keep going on about showers? It's really not all its cracked up to be. And beach is ok if you have a big doona and there are no mosquitos...

[denis]

sex with heidi

[adil]

on my balcony.

[**BeKi**]

Why do people keep going on about showers? It's really not all its cracked up to be. And beach is ok if you have a big doona and there are no mosquitos...

and youd know how? :P

sand gets everywhere, especially if its windy. but i can understand people going on about showers. i guess its more the IDEA of where it is rather than the fine and annoying details.

[Emad]

Me, i reckon the risk of getting busted is pretty awesome, thats why i reckon Shower is a mad fantasy, it's not just about the sex, more about getting busted. Especially if your in my situation, im in the shwoer having sex, parents come in. I'd cop a belting, then i'd be like. It was well worth it, adrenaline rush etc.

[esloco]

also, if you masturbate in the shower, rain/water ends up turning you on>__<!

[esloco]

also, if you masturbate in the shower, rain/water ends up turning you on>__<!

[Emad]

************ in the shower isnt easy. It's hard work!

[**BeKi**]

lol true. but im sorry the risk of having my PARENTS catch me out wouldnt be a turn on lol, because youd have to deal with it after...the awkwardidity...maybe your parents are waaaaaaaay different to mine lol

[Miss Belle]

As if you'd do it in the shower when ou knew they were home anyway :|

[scardas]

i dono if anyone has said it yet coz i cbf reading all the pages but i reckon it would be sick to do it in a telephone booth

[adil]

adrenaline would me madddd, but.. if i did get caught in the shower.. bye bye adil. Have a great afterlife. Oh and yes, having a pull in the shower is VERY hard work.... so i wouldnt think Sex would be much easier.

[Cole]

************ in the shower, you come out like 45 minutes later, your parents don't even bother to ask why you took so long because they've known you just had a tiresome wank. The waste of water and time isn't worth it, so I don't reckon it would be worth rooting there.

Nothing beats a brand new spanking double bed. Never done it there, but I can imagine the comfortability.

Bed: 9/10
Shower: 2/10

[Mickey]

are you aware that its not funny?

I was just bored.:(

^Obviously not.


SHE WAS ASKING ME **** STICK. Please don't speak on my behalf.

I think its funny that he doesnt realize hes annoying

What I find funny: You don't realise that I realise everyone on this site hates me and that is half of the reason I go on here.

You're also a suckup. That's kind of a trend on here though.

[sPaz]

would never do anything with parents home.. no adrenaline.. just fear.. and may i ask y helping yourself in the shower is such hard work? less cleaning...?

[Steph]

i thought it had something to do wiht less feeling.
i'm completely clueless so yeaaaaaah someone do tell.

[Jules]

Now that I think about it......doing it in a room with mattresses for walls whilst there's no gravity would be kind of cool.

[Intensity]

space sex!

[Jules]

space sex!
"It's the final frontier" :wink:

[<--footsouljah-->]

well in the shower...if the water is cooler that increases the sensation. cause your bodys are all sweaty and hot etc. cancels each other and increase pleasure:). and speaking of adrenaline....mile high club anyone?

[Mickey]

Why was my post removed?

Lame.

Also, I think cold water would be fucking annoying. You're trying to get your groove on and you're freezing your ass off.

[<--footsouljah-->]

cool water not cold:).

[Mickey]

Even cool water would be annoying. It's on the verge of being warm and it's just frustrating.

[Von_greek]

Ive fulfilled prety much most of my fantasys now :)
Gobbies in the showers :)
Sex in the shower :)
Sex on the beach :)
Sex in the beach :)
Sex in the back of a ute :)
and the biggest most bestest 1 of all ...............


SEX IN A BED :) haha

[Cole]

lucky you !

[kariiishmaa <3]

with a guy in a prison cell -- providing he hasnt done anything too bad =P

[Jules]

with a guy in a prison cell -- providing he hasnt done anything too bad =P
Anyone else reading that line and imagining someone saying that with a seductive voice?

Yeah, I've got to tell you it might be difficult to complete that fantasy anytime soon.

[kariiishmaa <3]

^ naw i know
but thats why its a fantasy aye?