Regretful/drunken "hook ups"

[k_ma]

Partying and drinking is great, we all know this. However, these aspects of a night out sometimes make us do stupid things... Lets talk about the "hook ups" you've had which you regret or were drunk at the time of.

[Club_bella]

lmao only the people who know the story will find this funny when i say Half time Hj lol bahahaha ines ;) i do belive you know this story well and it will not be repeated.
umm i also have fallen down stairs =( .. umm lots of hook ups that i have regreted whilst i was drunk =(
and i have realised i say alot of stupid things when i am drunk ..dose not help my current situation out any more =( i'll give you an eg - i am on the guest list ..Name.. Chicken..Chicken?.. yer you know quak quak ..oh wait thats a duck my bad! and thats something thats come out of my mouth after 2 drinks lol

[JUZT!N]

i was soo drunk i hooked up with


















A dog

[k_ma]

Hahaha, theres no more to that story?:p

[JUZT!N]

yeah.. . im a liar hahahaha

[k_ma]

I once asked a girl out who i DEFINITELY did not want to go out with. It was on new years like two years ago, i was extreemly drunk and obviously lonesome :D

[denis]

yeah i was drunk this once and i was all over this dog chick, ew.
and at my party my mate got with this ew chick.
things you do when your drunk..

[.:MARK:.]

Never had a bad hookup whilst being intoxicated, what i do regret doing while being drunk though is starting brawls, ain't good. I've had quite a few mates that have had gruesome hookups though lol :p

[Mickey]

Hasn't happened to me yet...although I tried to hook up with my ex when I was pissed and just kept lunging at her, she had to like dodge me haha.

[k_ma]

Thats sounds embarrassing:)
Ive done the same thing with an X... but not while i was drunk, and on numerous occasions:p

PS- by the way Denis, i realise that this thread topic is almost identical to yours, whoops:p

[denis]

haha no way man, who was it mickstah?
lol its ok joely, jew pride:hug:

[k_ma]

Who said i was jewish?... :wink: *taps nose*

[denis]

it was an assumption:shrug:
oops.
im so weak when it comes to alco, and im russian :|

[k_ma]

it was an assumption:shrug:
oops.
im so weak when it comes to alco, and im russian :|
Nah i am. I winked and taped my nose didnt i? :p

[denis]

i thought so coz u have a mushroom on ur avatar, and 1337 goes im not changing my avatar, i have a cute little mushroom on it, its a kd thing.
so i peiced the puzzle together and there came the conclusion.

[Miss_Ines]

LOL ADRIANA!!

*sorry my fone's ringing.. i have to leaveee*

Umm yeah, drunken hookups and stupid **** has happened to me also. JEREMY IF YOU TELL THE STORY I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU. kthx.


I used to drink quite a bit when i was 14-15 but one badexperience kinda made me wake up to it and realise i was just ruining myself.. soo yeah DRINK IN MODERATION... if you have to :P

[denis]

yesterday i just kept on fulling up my shot glass, but hopefully next time i will drink moderatly

[Club_bella]

lol INES let me remind you he was the one answering his phone rude assHol* who dose that ha! i was the one who walked away gracefully ..sorta ha oh god i will never forget that ever!!!

[Emad]

I drink once in a blue moon and the only thing i've done whilst drunk is have punch ons... Never hooked up with girls whilst drunk, i dont find hooking up at partys any fun... I once got drunk for an underage, it totally made the night so much better then it was supposed to be ;) The only thing i do regret doing is not getting drunk at every underage i do go to... lol

[Miss_Ines]

Of course Adriana, walking away gracefully whilst drunk always work hun!!

hahah *pat*

[chikita`amy]

Deb afterparty.. Partybus.. Alcohol.
Not exactly the best equation ended up with a guy who i couldnt even remember the face of the next day and had to ask my friends who it was.

[Rebz]

im so weak when it comes to alco, and im russian :|
Russian to get drunk!!

[lil_bro]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE STORY OF INES

bidding sarts at 10 bucks

[1337]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE STORY OF INES

bidding sarts at 10 bucks
*I BID NOTHING!*

proceed with the story

[k_ma]

LOL ADRIANA!!

*sorry my fone's ringing.. i have to leaveee*

Umm yeah, drunken hookups and stupid **** has happened to me also. JEREMY IF YOU TELL THE STORY I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU. kthx.


I used to drink quite a bit when i was 14-15 but one badexperience kinda made me wake up to it and realise i was just ruining myself.. soo yeah DRINK IN MODERATION... if you have to :P
Pfffffft... OK mum.
Kidding kidding, dont hurt me:angel:

[Nate]

LOL Adriana, i remember your little story :p

Yeah i've had some bad hook-ups while drunk. One time at my best mate's 18th i was off my titties after about half a bottle of scotch, so yeah i was horny, dancing arround, ended up having some dirty slut coming onto me, so i'm like meh...head's head. Anywho, she was fukn crap, didn't know what she was doing, suprisingly enough, plus she was dirty, so i just picked up my sh*t and left her there. BUt it was worse for my mate Bret, who hooked-up with her after me, then he ended up getting bagged for about a month later, and supposedly didn't talk for like 2weeks at school. Everyone kept on asking him how my cock tasted...ahhh good times. :)

But yes, there's been a few more, but that was the funniest.

[Miss_Ines]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR THE STORY OF INES

bidding sarts at 10 bucks


HA HA HA.. no chance. :angry:

Don't even think about it...


Nathan, that's such a lovely story, it touched my heart.

[Nate]

HA HA HA.. no chance. :angry:

Don't even think about it...


Nathan, that's such a lovely story, it touched my heart.


Yeah i was a bit of a slut back then. But hey...that was before i met all you lovely people, so i guess you all rubbed off on me and me made me the wonderfull person i am today :)

[Emad]

I'll give you the Ines story for 5... Jems a ripoff =P

[Miss_Ines]

I'll give you both a nice backhand when i see you.. for free!!

[Von_greek]

Emad i like hearing storys... ill pay you 4.50 for it :)

[k_ma]

I'll give you both a nice backhand when i see you.. for free!!
Lol... money + slap? or nothing at all boys =P

[AzN_RaVeN]

Emad I will pay you $5, thats like nothing to hear a juicy story :)

[jason_]

Haha ohhhh jebus. Well, i was supposedly "dating" someone and had NO CLUE until my friends told me that we were. So i was like "wtf i'm not going out with her!" ... but yeah according to her the meet ups we had were dates. So i was slightly freaked out becuase she was a cute girl and all but i didn't know if i liked her and i didn't consider her my girlfriend. So anyway my friend had a new years party at his house and i was well roasted and toasty in drunkness and we kind of stumbled off into my friends sisters room in which the lights were off and yes... she took advantage of my drunkness! I WAS RAPED!
And then yeah after that things become very awkward on my behalf and she became more interested and it was scary. Curse you alcohol..

[stretch_135]

So it is possible for a guy to be raped by a girl? I always thought that was a myth :think:

[Nate]

So it is possible for a guy to be raped by a girl? I always thought that was a myth :think:


They're called double ended dildos :)

[k_ma]

So it is possible for a guy to be raped by a girl? I always thought that was a myth :think:
Hhahahahahah.... a myth? Im sure its happened before my friend... probably in Russia :p

[jason_]

What's wrong with you internet go-ers?! There was no double dildo or Russian people and it was in Australia! I WAS RAPED FFS!
Why isn't anyone calling the violence against women hotline.... :(

[k_ma]

What's wrong with you internet go-ers?! There was no double dildo or Russian people and it was in Australia! I WAS RAPED FFS!
Why isn't anyone calling the violence against women hotline.... :(
Oh you poor man getting "raped" by a woman.

[jason_]

lol how do you know if she wasn't some massive beast woman with strange growths and peered over me with her unatural freaky height? huh?

[1337]

Oh yeah, sorry bout that Jason. Yeah, that was me...

:(

Im sorry

[jason_]

LOL!!
Psh ok i was drunk but i wasn't drunk enough to not notice that it was your sexy female body rubbing up against me.

errr.... awkward images.

Well, tell me your side of the story then mr. supposed-rapist, since this would be the right place to do so :)

[1337]

Basically, you were drunk. I slipped a GHB tablet into your seventh tequila sunrise. You were more or less out of it. I dragged you into an unoccupied bathroom, and I pulled your pants down and raped you amid your imperceptible screams. It was amazing, I can only hope you enjoyed it as much as I did baby...



...please do not call the police.

[hbk69]

that is sick.. rape is not cool dude. even manrape...

[k_ma]

nonsense.... man rape is my fantacy =P

[jason_]

that is sick.. rape is not cool dude. even manrape... Jared that is the pettiest form of a cover up i've ever seen, or you're in denial. You fantasise about rape... it's true... all those conversations we've had. I know you love it.

Adi, i won't call the police...i have to admit i did kind of enjoy it.. :shy: ... but then it wouldn't classify as rape would it?

Well since we've been going off topic so much i'll bang up you muvaphukkas with another story.

I was at a club on chapel st. which shall remain nameless, and i was very... not sober. Anyway my friend and i kind of started dancing/talking to these 2 girls. The one i was talking to was actually taller than me and she was very, model seeming. It could've just been the beer goggles but we then did things. Later on throughout the night as i started to sober up i started to realise what happened, and started to be all "oooh sh*t! >_<" and just pretended it didn't happen because it wasn't really meant.. to happen. Then as i walked into the main room, there was a group of old friends that i hadn't seen in months and months and they came up to me and were like "JASON!!!" with these HUGE smiles on their faces, and i just thought they were horny to see me or something but then one of them comes up to me and starts going. "Dude we saw you with that chick from upstairs, she was HOT, we were all cheering and sh*t did you hear us?" And i was like "Huh what are you talking about?" trying to deny it and yes... very embarassing and wasn't meant to happen.

I think they're all the stories i have of regretful hook-ups. Peace out homies.

EDIT: OMG!! I just remembered that after the... ordeal.. she turns around to me and tells me that she has a boyfriend and that he was actually at the club and i was like "WHAT THE F*CK?" .... hahaha i love how things come back to you at random times after you're drunk. But yeah that was so scary i was thinking how gross...

[k_ma]

I was at a club on chapel st. which shall remain nameless, and i was very... not sober. Anyway my friend and i kind of started dancing/talking to these 2 girls. The one i was talking to was actually taller than me and she was very, model seeming. It could've just been the beer goggles but we then did things. Later on throughout the night as i started to sober up i started to realise what happened, and started to be all "oooh sh*t! >_<" and just pretended it didn't happen because it wasn't really meant.. to happen. Then as i walked into the main room, there was a group of old friends that i hadn't seen in months and months and they came up to me and were like "JASON!!!" with these HUGE smiles on their faces, and i just thought they were horny to see me or something but then one of them comes up to me and starts going. "Dude we saw you with that chick from upstairs, she was HOT, we were all cheering and sh*t did you hear us?" And i was like "Huh what are you talking about?" trying to deny it and yes... very embarassing and wasn't meant to happen.
So you regretted hooking up with a "HOT CHICK"... you have issues =P

[jason_]

Yeaaahhh i don't regret she was hot, but i wasn't meant to be hooking up with her... nevermind joely you moley. Don't you have any entertaining stories mr. thread-starter?

[k_ma]

Ive said one.. hehe.

IF i must though... My first "get" was when i was in year 6 or 7, cannot remember. Anyway, i was quite drunk when it happened. The girl it was with had had some experience before, even though she was my age. So we spontaneosly started making out around the side of the house (where the party was at i guess), and while we're at it, she goes to me: "a little less tongue" :D :D :D :D :D

I was quite the embarrassed one that night, mind you i was new to the art of "le smooching" =P

[jason_]

HAHAHA!
woah... grade 6, year 7!!
LOL @ "a little less tongue" ... i actually giggled out loud and covered my mouth with my hand. I feel like such a youngin'

Strange yet interesting story... oh oh, and the fact she had experience at that age... eew.

[k_ma]

I know i know... what a slut.
What was i thinking =P

[Cole]

hahahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious
i'm now definately goign to tell the next chcik i hook up with "a little less tongue" for the fun of it.

[k_ma]

hahahahahahaha thats fucking hilarious
i'm now definately goign to tell the next chcik i hook up with "a little less tongue" for the fun of it.
Heh go ahead. I was gonna say it once to this girl who definitely deserved it
but nah!

[**BeKi**]

aww thats horrible! :(

[k_ma]

aww thats horrible! :(
dont judge me! :angry:

[**BeKi**]

why cant you just let the person think theyre a swell kisser?! :angry:

[vivian]

ok first of all when im drunk i always seem to try and act liek im not and keep repeating to randoms that im not drunk when they ask if im ok coz id be stumbling..
anyway this one time a friend of mine who was sooo not drunk was gettin all romantic on me like-'look i dont want you to be drunk the first time we kiss or anything,liek you dont understand how much i liek you and i dont want you to regret this coz thsi isnt just some phase im goin through'bla bla bla
n me being an idiot was liek-im not drunk i swear im not..are you saying im an idiot?i dont get drunk on madori n pulse..im not drunk,drunk im not i swear..bla bla bla:insane:
so we hooked up and the next week i dunno she was liek expecting a relationship or somthing :shock:
worst thing was we used to be good friends..and she was my bestest gym buddy = (

[jason_]

Are you a lesbian :cless:
Becuase that's cool and all... but i was thinking maybe it was a typo.. so just checking.. and yeah.




Hello!

[**BeKi**]

oh i read that as a guy ??

[k_ma]

why cant you just let the person think theyre a swell kisser?! :angry:
I did i did... but i wish i hadnt =P

[.:MARK:.]

Did i just read a lesbian hookup?

[Steph]

she could be bi :roll:

[Thommo_Raver]

no drunk hook ups here im always sober
im the designated pedestrian :)

[Emad]

^^ I used to say that, i'd go as far as calling my self straight edge back in the days but then... **** just changed lol.. Gotta experience it all but one thing i will not tolerate experincing is drugs.. never touched em, never will.

[1337]

Haha, gotta experience it all man, thats my philosophy on life.

EXCEPT DRUGS!!

[Thommo_Raver]

^^ I used to say that, i'd go as far as calling my self straight edge back in the days but then... **** just changed lol.. Gotta experience it all but one thing i will not tolerate experincing is drugs.. never touched em, never will.
eh well i haven't done nothing so far, i do my best to remain "pure" :)
ofcourse i've tried abit of alcohol, but i've never gotten drunk intentionally
ws that one time my friends spiked my orange juice, lmao they put some vodka in there. the knew i dont drink so they thought it would be funny :insane:

[Nate]

^^ I used to say that, i'd go as far as calling my self straight edge back in the days but then... **** just changed lol.. Gotta experience it all but one thing i will not tolerate experincing is drugs.. never touched em, never will.


I'm guessing it's a cultural/religious concept amongst a lot of Lebanese people. Only because i've heard of quite a few Lebanese guys that don't drink and never have. I understand the whole purity crap, but the way i see it, is that we destroy ourselves i so many other ways that alcohol and drugs shouldn't really make us any less un-healthy. In moderation alcohol can actually be good for you anyway. Also imo, alcohol is just another drug, like everything else in this world, the only difference is that a bunch of people have decidd to make it legal, while making other drugs illegal. The funny thing is there's like 10 times the amount of deaths due to alcohol than there is due to illegal drugs. So what's really better for you? Also, even if you don't drink, another cultural thing is the arab bong thing, and well there's like another 10times the amount of deaths due to smoking than that of alcohol, which again makes you think.

btw, i'm in no way trying to make fun of your beliefs, i'm just simply saying how i viewed the issue with drugs and stuff, which i believe is more based on facts. But then again there are a lot of other issues associated with drugs, but in the end, i believe they all pretty much level out in severity.

[JoSiE]

I am constanly fueling my broderline alcaholism.. WOW!! so many drinks mid week.. :lol: i've just been remembering back when alcahol and umm.. yerr alcahol.. "I'm in jail.. I'm in Jail.." (clearly i was sitting on my stairs.. behind the columns..)

I haven't hooked up with anyone i regret.. OH WAIT YES I HAVE!! Oh now the memories.. well it was one of thoose kissy kissy games anyway.. and i hooked up with this girl i've hated for years.. and she was A SH*T KISSER!!

"I immediately regret this decision.. The bears looked alot smaller from up there" I think that says it all..

[Nalah]

I'm guessing it's a cultural/religious concept amongst a lot of Lebanese people. Only because i've heard of quite a few Lebanese guys that don't drink and never have. I understand the whole purity crap, but the way i see it, is that we destroy ourselves i so many other ways that alcohol and drugs shouldn't really make us any less un-healthy. In moderation alcohol can actually be good for you anyway. Also imo, alcohol is just another drug, like everything else in this world, the only difference is that a bunch of people have decidd to make it legal, while making other drugs illegal. The funny thing is there's like 10 times the amount of deaths due to alcohol than there is due to illegal drugs. So what's really better for you? Also, even if you don't drink, another cultural thing is the arab bong thing, and well there's like another 10times the amount of deaths due to smoking than that of alcohol, which again makes you think.

btw, i'm in no way trying to make fun of your beliefs, i'm just simply saying how i viewed the issue with drugs and stuff, which i believe is more based on facts. But then again there are a lot of other issues associated with drugs, but in the end, i believe they all pretty much level out in severity.

Its called Argileh. =]

[Nate]

Its called Argileh. =]


I believe it has quite a few names, depending on what country you're from/area etc...

[.:MARK:.]

It's most common name is Argileh, but yeah there are other names for it. My mate's (we use it often) we called it Chuck Norris lol, and did you know its less harmless then cigarettes?

[JUZT!N]

we call it the shisha :)

[Nate]

It's most common name is Argileh, but yeah there are other names for it. My mate's (we use it often) we called it Chuck Norris lol, and did you know its less harmless then cigarettes?


It's the same as any other bong, it's because water is a far better filter than what you get with cigarettes, because the water takes out much of the tar and other dangerous chemicals.

[.:MARK:.]

No because Argileh is used to smoke tobacco, your not smoking as much **** that's in a cigarette.

[Nalah]

I believe it has quite a few names, depending on what country you're from/area etc...

Hmm i guess i should have stated it better but yeah i was just saying.. Lebanese people call it Argileh. But yeah you're right, it does have many different names.

[ellas_4_life]

ive done alot of stupid **** when i was drunk eg. doing **** with this full on ugly chick and some how she got my number and wouldnt leave me alone, starting alot of brawls, and the worst thing was when i got breathalised and when the cop went 2 put me and my mates in the car i started runig, yes he caught me and i reisisted arrest then started mouthing off 2 him. then my dad had to come and pick me up from the cop shop and i copped a nice beating infront of about 4 cops and they were just laughing at me

[jason_]

^^ that's a fucking sick story man... why didnt you just like slap the bitch or something? sh*t i wouldve fuckin punched her so hard bro... and like i wouldve kickboxed the coppaz head for sure. F*ck him if he has a problem, and f*ck his job. You did the right thing man... i wouldve snapped the cops again too for laughing at me if my dad was beating the sh*t through me.... then i woudlve snapped my dad. But you're a fuckin legend bro i swear.

[k_ma]

I'm guessing it's a cultural/religious concept amongst a lot of Lebanese people. Only because i've heard of quite a few Lebanese guys that don't drink and never have. I understand the whole purity crap, but the way i see it, is that we destroy ourselves i so many other ways that alcohol and drugs shouldn't really make us any less un-healthy. In moderation alcohol can actually be good for you anyway. Also imo, alcohol is just another drug, like everything else in this world, the only difference is that a bunch of people have decidd to make it legal, while making other drugs illegal. The funny thing is there's like 10 times the amount of deaths due to alcohol than there is due to illegal drugs. So what's really better for you? Also, even if you don't drink, another cultural thing is the arab bong thing, and well there's like another 10times the amount of deaths due to smoking than that of alcohol, which again makes you think.

btw, i'm in no way trying to make fun of your beliefs, i'm just simply saying how i viewed the issue with drugs and stuff, which i believe is more based on facts. But then again there are a lot of other issues associated with drugs, but in the end, i believe they all pretty much level out in severity.
Just rebutting one of your 1st points...
Alcohol has 10 X more deaths than any drug, because its distributed (legally) at more than 10 X the ammount of any other drug...
Drugs, although i enjoy them immensely, are potentially as deadly as eachother. Whether it be from their short tearm effects (altered states of consciousness) or their long teams effects (diseases; heart problems etc).

[k_ma]

It's most common name is Argileh, but yeah there are other names for it. My mate's (we use it often) we called it Chuck Norris lol, and did you know its less harmless then cigarettes?
No way! Its most common name is definitely Nagila, or, in a more slang fashion, Nagiz :p

[JUZT!N]

commmon name to us egyptians SHISHA

^^ jase man FU*K THE POLICE

[jason_]

Juzzy i was being sarcastic throughout that entire post you do realise? :-s

[Mickey]

no **** man^^he was joking too

[Nate]

No because Argileh is used to smoke tobacco, your not smoking as much **** that's in a cigarette.


True, there are more chemicals because of the way cigarettes are manufactured, especially with the paper and stuff, but it's more about how you smoke it. Trust me, if you have tobacco bongs instead of cigarettes you will be far more healthy.


Just rebutting one of your 1st points...
Alcohol has 10 X more deaths than any drug, because its distributed (legally) at more than 10 X the ammount of any other drug...
Drugs, although i enjoy them immensely, are potentially as deadly as eachother. Whether it be from their short tearm effects (altered states of consciousness) or their long teams effects (diseases; heart problems etc).

Yes, that's why at the end i said there were many other factors involved and that they're all pretty much as bad as each other, but this is an entirely different topic.


SO...back to the thread topic people :)

[.:MARK:.]

Trust me, if you have tobacco bongs instead of cigarettes you will be far more healthy.

That's what I was trying to say lol. :thumb:

[J*B]

the stupidest thing i have ever done while drunk: me and a mate left a party to meet another mate who was coming. we said we would meet him at "the 7/11" on the phone, somewhere in chadstone. while waiting there, a crazy lady came up to us saying something about a guy cutting her throat and taking her wallet or something, and she kept opening her pocket and holding it up to us, scaring us quite a bit. i was trying to think of ways to get the crazy druggie away from us. the next thing i knew, i ran inside the 7/11 with a ciggerette in my hand (i dont smoke anymore) and said "call the cops" and he said "ok" and finnaly our mate came and we had to bolt because the cops were on their way and we had alchohol and all sorts of things on us.

the second most stupid thing i have done was had 2 whole big glasses of mixed straight spirits from my mates cupbord, i was out on his toilet floor after 20 minutes and woke up lieing in my own vomit the next morning.......not cool!

[J*B]

No because Argileh is used to smoke tobacco, your not smoking as much **** that's in a cigarette.

apparently rollies hav like 60-70% less crap than tailored ciggerettes and dont give you the clogged up feeling in the back of your throat, but i dont know, i guess i was lazy and couldnt be bothered learning lol.

[JUZT!N]

Juzzy i was being sarcastic throughout that entire post you do realise? :-s


yes i do baby

[jason_]

Ok good... becuase babe... if you were being serious i was fully gonna break up with you. I don't want anything to come between us, no matter what happens... i love you so much baby.

P.S... i'm either blind of i haven't heard a story from you, post one ye fekn kent!

[hbk69]

i got wasted and developed beer d*ck, meaning i almost had a threesome with two large girls, but luckily my penis had enough common sense to realise that wasn't really what i wanted, so i couldnt get hard. i still tried, which was terrible and i deserved to be shot.

[JUZT!N]

Ok good... becuase babe... if you were being serious i was fully gonna break up with you. I don't want anything to come between us, no matter what happens... i love you so much baby.

P.S... i'm either blind of i haven't heard a story from you, post one ye fekn kent!



thats because i havent had any regretful/drunken hook-ups thats ... :think:

dont really pay attention to girls when smashed

[jason_]

Oh so you come out of the closet while intoxicted? That's ok... i understand...
And BULLSHIT... you've so told me stories about drunken hook ups before... i think? :cless:

[k_ma]

Yes, that's why at the end i said there were many other factors involved and that they're all pretty much as bad as each other, but this is an entirely different topic.
SO...back to the thread topic people :)
Interesting...
No no no, i like this topic :P

[1337]

Trust me, if you have tobacco bongs instead of cigarettes you will be far less unhealthy.
Fixed

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

I've had my fair share of these, but not wishing to exlain further as a few look at this site LOL

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

And Bakkie bongs are BAAAADDD!! Weed is definatly a better option..

[sxcsarahh]

hahah ive had alot of bad experiances but onewas i went to this party was really REALLY! drunk and got with this guy for the whole night then the next day i got told by my friends and they showed me a photo of him i screamed sooo loud u would be able to hear it from anywhere
luckily i dont know him and ill never see him again....i hope

[k_ma]

the stupidest thing i have ever done while drunk: me and a mate left a party to meet another mate who was coming. we said we would meet him at "the 7/11" on the phone, somewhere in chadstone. while waiting there, a crazy lady came up to us saying something about a guy cutting her throat and taking her wallet or something, and she kept opening her pocket and holding it up to us, scaring us quite a bit. i was trying to think of ways to get the crazy druggie away from us. the next thing i knew, i ran inside the 7/11 with a ciggerette in my hand (i dont smoke anymore) and said "call the cops" and he said "ok" and finnaly our mate came and we had to bolt because the cops were on their way and we had alchohol and all sorts of things on us.
Wait theres a whole section of that story missing, i think.
Why'd you have to call the cops?

[hawkzs]

yeah i was drunk this once and i was all over this dog chick, ew.
and at my party my mate got with this ew chick.
things you do when your drunk..


denis da dog chic is ur best lmao

[hawkzs]

i had to many but heres 1 4 yas i went to my gfs pty like 2yrs ago n me n her bourght like a slab of bundy n a bottle of maxican tequila we were trashed she fell a sleep on da trampoline then i sorta walked down to da park wid her bestie n slepted wid her in da play ground woke up wid 1 shoe n wonderd y i was wid her lmao yea funny i got bak to hers she was still out it was all gud :bow: im like thank f@k

[J*B]

Wait theres a whole section of that story missing, i think.
Why'd you have to call the cops?

i dont know i just said it to get the junkie away from us... she did have a slashed throat though.