Pick Up Lines

[~!~MoNy~!~]

eyy,

Has anyone had a guy or girl come up to them with a pick up line that is good or very bad??

well here is the thread where ya say what the pick up lines were
weather they were just very bad or just really good...

[Thommo_Raver]

i;ve never gotten a pick up line
eh i hate the fact that in majority; girls rely on guys to pick up :(

[JUZT!N]

yeah i used this on a girl....

Are you wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world.... then got slapped nah jk i got that off rove live lol

[.:MARK:.]

haha my mate told me this one yesterday at school, fucking wrong.
Warning, tis disgusting :)

"My love for you, is like diarrhea, i can't keep it in."

baaahhhhahahahahhahaha

[**BeKi**]

^^ hahaha that is BEAUTIFUL. i love it. i wish to use it :)

ive heard so many pick up lines i actually want to use them...bah if only i were a guy!! >.<

[1337]

^^ hahaha that is BEAUTIFUL. i love it. i wish to use it :)

ive heard so many pick up lines i actually want to use them...bah if only i were a guy!! >.<
Girls can use pickup lines too.

You can use that one on me.

*shifty*

[**BeKi**]

pickup lines from girls...its not as funny :)

oh i have many to use on you adi :wink:

[stretch_135]

pickup lines from girls...its not as funny :)

oh i have many to use on you adi :wink:

Since when did you need pick up lines for Adi? :-s I thought you had him chained to your bed already.

[**BeKi**]

pick up lines make it more fun. gosh its better if you act like you have to work for it

[esloco]

"the name's bond, james bond", helps if your name is acutally James Bond

[1337]

Since when did you need pick up lines for Adi? :-s I thought you had him chained to your bed already.
Um...how the hell did you know that???

:( Please bring me some water, I am so thirsty, and she is not letting me drink. I'm scared

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

^^Lmfao, whers Nate...? ohhh hes the one with the whip dressed in black leather yeh?

"My heart is beating for you...LIKE A SUBWOOFA"

I used this one at lush as a joke...if you on this site tell me:) :
"Do you Root?"

[ZeRr!n]

Ahahahaha so many people come up to Mish saying "DOES SHE ROOT?" .. because of her Auspal nikname.

BTW: Auspals Gay!

[Nate]

This is a repeat thread, so if you want to know what pick-up lines girls have used on me in the past you can do a search. I'm leaving this thread cos the other one died long ago though.

But yes, girls do use pick up lines. Nowadays though it's more the guys trying to pick me up, or girls asking if i'm gay. It's becoming quite scary now...

[1337]

So hang on...are you gay Nate?

...because if you aren't....*shakes fist*

[Nate]

So hang on...are you gay Nate?

...because if you aren't....*shakes fist*


Bek has a penis...i like to stroke it :)

[1337]

Bek has a penis...i like to stroke it :)
ohsnapson

[**BeKi**]

ahhh NATE. i told you, i wanted people to find out when the time was effing right!!! gargh! :angry:

[UppYboY]

hey you in the red gimme a head
hey chunky lets get funky
you i the black show me your ass crack!!

[s3xxii_sh0rtass]

^^ that's just wrong!

"one day you'll ask me.. whats more important.. you.. or my life.. and i will say my life.. and you'll walk away.. not knowing.. you are my life.."

its not a pick up line.. but its just as corny and cheezy and just makes me laugh lol!

[persian_on_boost]

lol i once used;
hey do u want sum lebonese between your knees??
funny thing is im not lebo :P the girl laughed but it worked:P

another good one is
aiii you got a nice phone, but it would look better with my number in it..
that one worked too:P

all time favorite is tho..
ey......how you doinnnn??;) [joey off friends:D]

funny thing abouit pick up lines is they tend to work brilliantly when your absolutly smashed.. (btw i dont use them so shut up danniiii:P)

[**BeKi**]

lol i once used;
hey do u want sum lebonese between your knees??

haha thats off 'sleeks top 5 pickup lines'. after that he goes 'no? ok then turn around...'

i think there was another one like 'baby your skirt is like a curtain, i just want to pull it up...you know...to get some sunlight...coz im scared of the dark :p'

[Von_greek]

Ey baby do you like chocolates ? Koz ive got a full cream...dairy milk!! lmao

i love that 1 ill keep uz posted koz my best m8 is like the king of pick up lines ill ask him for some 2night ;)

[stepHii*]

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but i bet i can i make your bed rock!

Lol.. i find it amusing :| haha

[muzza*nesa]

lol my favourite pik up line that has been used on me was....
i had a smoke in my mouth and was looking for my lighter then dis guy came up and lite it for me...he says (its soo lame) "i think theres a fire between us" this is while he lighting it.. lol wat a loser...

[Von_greek]

I bet yooh 10 bucks my cock fits in your mouth ?

[.:MARK:.]

Frankie isn't it: 'Do you like choclate? because i have a bar for you'
and i raise that bet to $20 :wink:

[~:[A]N[D]R[E]A:~]

'is your dad a terrorist?......... coz ur a bomb... a sex bomb'........

lolz the way the guy said it was so serious..... like i thought i'd done something wrong! :P

[[s3Rb_rAVa_cHicK]]

dont know where i heard this but its really stupid:
(dont use it)

"is that a hole in your stocking or a stairway to heaven"

[JUZT!N]

i advise to use this one fellas..

did u fall from heaven.... is that the reason your face is like that

[~:[A]N[D]R[E]A:~]

']dont know where i heard this but its really stupid:
(dont use it)

"is that a hole in your stocking or a stairway to heaven"

lolz thats funny as.... i love good, funny pick up lines... there a bit of fun :P

[---RaVeR ChIcK----]

Some i was told:

Is your daddy a terrorist because girl ur the bomb

are you jamacan coz ur jamacin me crazy

Is heaven missing an angel

[ge0rgiaaa``]

haha, the same pickup line was used on me...
some guy came up to me and said, is your dad a terrorist? I was like umm excuse me? and then he sed coz u da bombbbbbbbbbb!
lol i would laugh if it was the same guy :P

[|[`sHaNa]|]

this is funny because only last week i was reading this book in one of my frees at school with all these really lame pick up lines.... my teacher was telling me about this one i guy used on her: "id love to wake up next to you in the morning" and she said something back like "well isnt my husband a lucky man then!" lol if only i had the book with me now...i could give you a list of really funny ones!

[stepHii*]

Corny, Odd, another few pick up lines for your enjoyment ;)

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute

[vivian]

me-hi can i help you sir?
random-hi..can i have..ey do you go gym?i think iv seen you around
me-*raises an eyebrow*
random-sorry i just assumed..with a body like yours..you must work out
me-*continues to stare with a retarded face*
random-i mean.. liek im complimenting you
me-*frowns* err would you liek mayonaise on that?

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

Sleeks:

"Typical bus...no seats, but as long as i got a face, you got a place to sit" :wink

[turkey_poppin89]

This was a guy I know from school. He has actually used it before, he tells me, but as to his success rate.....

*walks up to girl (or boy, nothing wrong with that)*
"Everybody likes pussy"

Apparently it works... :sarc:

[s3xxii_sh0rtass]

If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

:omg: i think i've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

my friends and me were discussing this today lmao and came up with a few.. how LAME.. please dont try these on girls boys or vise versa seriously.. just i dunno TALK to them.. if you give them a pick up line then they either laugh and take it or look at you in disgust and walk off lol

ps. ari you SO use thoes lines:p haha.. except that phone one.. cause someone did that too you at rumours.. lmaooo so saddd.. but it worked DIDNT IT loll

[**BeKi**]

Sleeks:

"Typical bus...no seats, but as long as i got a face, you got a place to sit" :wink

hahaha thats the one i was trying to remember!! aww gotta heart sleek

[ronder]

once at an underage me and my mates where mucking round n they dared me to say lyk all these gay pickup lines. So i was going up to people n saying ones like, " can i have your mums phone number because i want to thank her for having such a sexc baby. " and also do u like chocolate because i got half a bar full cream dairy milk.lmao habib from fat pizzas favourite one.

[Miss aLaNa]

this guy used this on a really UGLY teacher at school:
did it hurt when u feel from heaven??:sarc:

[MizAiRHeD]

I'm surprised no one has used this pick up line yet;

Aren't you tired? .. Because you've been running through my mind all day.

[lyshxo]

i think this is funny and cute
girl/boy: calls girl/boy with one finger
then if they come
girl/boy says: gee if i can get you here with 1 finger can u imgaine what i can do with 2.

[Nalah]

I was waiting for my train one day, and this creep came up to me and said ...
"Do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes." ...BAH so corny. :sarc:

[hbk69]

i think this is funny and cute
girl/boy: calls girl/boy with one finger
then if they come
girl/boy says: gee if i can get you here with 1 finger can u imgaine what i can do with 2.
i've heard a totally different version, i dont think its meant to be cute...
boy calls girl over with one finger, the girl comes over and the boys says "if i can make you come with just one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body."

[1337]

i've heard a totally different version, i dont think its meant to be cute...
boy calls girl over with one finger, the girl comes over and the boys says "if i can make you come with just one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body."
Yours wins. Hands down. Just like your crappy 8-Ball Zippo:(

[hbk69]

yeah i know. and my 8-ball zippo rocks. it does tricks.

[1337]

yeah i know. and my 8-ball zippo rocks. it does tricks.
Lighting the cap on fire once isn't a trick. Neither is lighting you hair on fire. (believe me, I know all too well)

[hbk69]

but it was the inside of the cap, it was just hovering there. it was awesome. at least mine lights. if i had weed i'd be able to smoke it, unlike you, unless you went and got matches, or sat there for 30 mins trying to make ur crappy expensive zippo light. hmph! nuff said.

[1337]

Uh...You seem to be forgetting something...

Bic lighters FTW!

[lil_bro]

Ewww zippos make weed taste bad
I have a pick up line

RAPE TIME

[brown sugar miki]

i just thought of this one now..
IF ANYONE STEALS IT WITHOUT GIVING ME (Mikki Mouse) CREDIT I SHALL STICK MY SHOE UP YOUR ANUS. It has a heal, so it will hurt.

"My life without you is like John Howard without his eyebrows, it’s just not the same"

=] If using it, please send me a 100-dollar cheque.

[**BeKi**]

LMAONADE!! zomg i heart it!

Ewww zippos make weed taste bad
I have a pick up line

RAPE TIME


LMAO omg i would SO go the guy if he said that. yum yum YUM!!

[lil_bro]

I have another one thats great pride

Hey baby your the stuff of wet dreams

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

girl/boy says: gee if i can get you here with 1 finger can u imgaine what i can do with 2.
Fukkin MINT!! Im usin that one next time :D

[heidi]

']dont know where i heard this but its really stupid:
(dont use it)

"is that a hole in your stocking or a stairway to heaven"
It's ladder... not hole. Hole doesn't make any sense since stockings always have 'holes' in them.

ADI AND ANYONE ELSE DO NOT USE "FTW" OK? DONT USE THE ABBREVIATION. DO NOT SAY THE WORDS "FOR THE WIN" OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLAP YOU UP THE SIDE OF THE HEAD.

[Cole]

she'll turkey slap you:P

[brown sugar miki]

It's ladder... not hole. Hole doesn't make any sense since stockings always have 'holes' in them.


Lmao.
I find it so funny when people stuff up pick up lines. It's like yeah, ok..go rehearse them again you loser.

[adil]

Say this to someone you have never seen nor met in your life.

' **** me if im wrong, but have we met before? '

Or if your drunk and cbf with the chit chat,

' Nice shoes, lets ****. '

[Mickey]

"My life without you is like John Howard without his eyebrows, it’s just not the same"



instead of "its just not the same" it should be "its just not complete". JEEZ!

anyway how about this one: I'm Mickey.

Gets all the girls, guaranteed.

[brown sugar miki]

instead of "its just not the same" it should be "its just not complete". JEEZ!

anyway how about this one: I'm Mickey.

Gets all the girls, guaranteed.

No, my one is better. Loser. Dont try to fix up perfection.

Btw, your pick up line SUCKS... starburst lollies.

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

Lmao.
I find it so funny when people stuff up pick up lines. It's like yeah, ok..go rehearse them again you loser.
"My life without you is like John Howard without his eyebrows, it’s just not the same"
instead of "its just not the same" it should be "its just not complete". JEEZ!
hahahaha rolled.. Mickey's version is way better!

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

This one is used alot by a certain somone, and your free to guess who:
"How are ya Brotherr??"

[brown sugar miki]

_ m c n z ]']hahahaha rolled.. Mickey's version is way better!
Why'd you quote me before that saying "It's funny when people stuff up pick up lines"
I didnt stuff up the pick up line.. i made it up, i think i know how its meant to go.

But ok fine, i guess i could change it to Mickeys way... it makes more sense.

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

Why'd you quote me before that saying "It's funny when people stuff up pick up lines"
I didnt stuff up the pick up line.. i made it up, i think i know how its meant to go.

But ok fine, i guess i could change it to Mickeys way... it makes more sense.
Hush child :)

[**BeKi**]

"Excuse me, but do you know CPR? Because the sight of you stopped my heart."

then theres the 'A Night at the Roxbury' version

"Boooo! Booo! Boooop!"
"Whats that?"
"Thats the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away coz the sight of you stopped my heart :cool:"

[JUZT!N]

This one is used alot by a certain somone, and your free to guess who:
"How are ya Brotherr??"


is that mj's pick up line?

[Mickey]

would you like some ice, because you are lookin hot-to-night

for full effect, do with black person clicking on each side of head where the -'s are

[vivian]

^^omg that reminds me this one time this guy friend-ish person threw ice at me at a party. n i dont mean just liek a piece or two like pretty much a whole eski.
i went up to him like wwwttfff..whats your problem?whats with all the ice?
him-you look hot you needa cool off abit *winks* *smirk*
then all his friends pissed themselves laughing at me.
needless to say he copped the biggest back hand ever.

[AzN_RaVeN]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

[chikita`amy]

haha. that would be followed by a slap if the girl doesn't have a sence of humour though pete.

"sooo u want to come over for some pizza and some sex? No? - What, Dont you like pizza!"

[Cole]

"Excuse me, but do you know CPR? Because the sight of you stopped my heart."

then theres the 'A Night at the Roxbury' version

"Boooo! Booo! Boooop!"
"Whats that?"
"Thats the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away coz the sight of you stopped my heart :cool:"


greatest movie ever.
fuckin love it

[Mickey]

|']^^omg that reminds me this one time this guy friend-ish person threw ice at me at a party. n i dont mean just liek a piece or two like pretty much a whole eski.
i went up to him like wwwttfff..whats your problem?whats with all the ice?
him-you look hot you needa cool off abit *winks* *smirk*
then all his friends pissed themselves laughing at me.
needless to say he copped the biggest back hand ever.

Ahh, the old party ice fights...from my last experience i got bruises all over my body, a guitar amp was broken and we were forced to duck for cover in the pool.

[eRi-G]

The boys around here say this one and everytime i hear it i have a laugh,

'Is your name Asthma? Coz you take my breathe away'

'Guy: Have u got i.d?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Coz i wanna see if u always look this good'

[turkey_poppin89]

|']^^omg that reminds me this one time this guy friend-ish person threw ice at me at a party. n i dont mean just liek a piece or two like pretty much a whole eski.
i went up to him like wwwttfff..whats your problem?whats with all the ice?
him-you look hot you needa cool off abit *winks* *smirk*
then all his friends pissed themselves laughing at me.
needless to say he copped the biggest back hand ever.
*throws ice at feet of girl/guy*
Girl/guy: :-s
You: Now that we've broken the ice....

[Miss_Ines]

Don't know if anyone has said this one but anywho.. i heard it on Nova the other day...

"Did you fall over a tree today?"
"Noo.."
"How 'bout a root?"

Yeah i thought it was funny.

[Thommo_Raver]

FROM ANCHORMAN

"hye; lady u can take it or leave it as it comes to you....
i want to be on you"

lmao

[brown sugar miki]

FROM ANCHORMAN

"hye; lady u can take it or leave it as it comes to you....
i want to be on you"

lmao
Another smooth line that would work quite well with the ladies:
"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party;)"

[stepHii*]

*achu* i think im catching the flu ; cause you're SICK

haha, i stole it from the song i was just listening to, and thought it appropriate =P.

I can imagine a little muzztek using that quite easily :)

[brown sugar miki]

ok stephii just gave me an idea..
seeing as though no one liked my other pick up line, i thought of this one.
"Are you uncle toby's ot's? because Thorpey says you're FULLY SICK"

[.:MARK:.]

^ nah i liked your other one way more, it was good.

[**BeKi**]

^^ lmao ew. i wouldnt touch anything thorpe says is fully sick

EDIT: bah out of the way marko polo!!

[.:MARK:.]

^ i was here firstttt!

[**BeKi**]

nuh-uh gurlfriend *does click from one side of the head to the other*

[.:MARK:.]

*points at my post being first*... then *smiles and nods head*

[**BeKi**]

its only because im wrapped up like a souvlaki and am unable to type fast :)

[.:MARK:.]

now im trying to think of a pickup line from what bek just said buts its sunday night my brain ain't strong enough.

[turkey_poppin89]

^^quiet, both of you!!! This behaviour is unasseptable!! *grabs you both by the ears and drags to the naughty corner*

[1337]

^^quiet, both of you!!! This behaviour is unasseptable!! *grabs you both by the ears and drags to the naughty corner*
If I hear one more Super Nanny quote from anyone ANYWHERE, I think my next purchase will be a loaded shotgun.

[turkey_poppin89]

^^off to the naughty corner

[1337]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/212/suppmarui20spas2012airsoft12jk8.jpg
Say hello to my little friend...


Come to think of it, that would actually be a great pickup line, providing I had a shotgun while saying it.

[stepHii*]

Mark, I couldn’t help you with your Souvlaki pick up line but I remembered these old pick up lines I had found on wog life I think;:) enjoy!

Pick up lines for Greek Orthodox Easter Services:

-Hi there, can I buy you a candle?
-So, do you come here often? Yeah, me either.
-You know, the scent of your perfume really compliments the smell of your burned hair.
-Do you find the sensation of ot melted wax on your skin as stimulating as I do?
-Would you like to meet me under the Epitaphio after church? I’ll bring the wine, you bring the bread.
-You know, your grip on that candle is really impressive..
-You, me, some wine, hot wax and oil- need I say more?
-The light of that candle really hides the fasting induced black circles around your eyes.
-Is that melted wax on your dress or are you just happy to see me?
-Want to bump Easter eggs after church?

[turkey_poppin89]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/212/suppmarui20spas2012airsoft12jk8.jpg
Say hello to my little friend...


Come to think of it, that would actually be a great pickup line, providing I had a shotgun while saying it.
tsk tsk...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a281/drunken_turkey/supernanny_narrowweb__200x352.jpg

[1337]

tsk tsk...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a281/drunken_turkey/supernanny_narrowweb__200x352.jpg
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1033/dv297002ae0.jpg
Don't make me do it...

[stepHii*]

heres one for future referance :|

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.

[brown sugar miki]

^ nah i liked your other one way more, it was good.

Oh =[ .. are you trying to tell me this one WASN'T good?
Well MARCUS .. i dont really care..because i made that fully sick one up in about 2 seconds and my pick up lines will always "get d chix uleh" so YEAH **pokes tongue out**.

[dettie_girl69]

are you a cat trainer? cos you sure make my pussy cum.

[**BeKi**]

^^ hahaha ewww but thats a good one

[1337]

are you a cat trainer? cos you sure make my pussy cum.
Now make one for boys!

[turkey_poppin89]

Now make one for boys!
Are you a snake charmer........

[hbk69]

Now make one for boys!
hey baby, can i make fill your honey pot with that special sticky goo?

[brown sugar miki]

Now make one for boys!
ermm... ill let you lick the lollypop...;]
**sigh** if only everyone was as orginal as me =] [/sarcasm]

[hbk69]

^i'd never say that to a girl. it implies that my penis would be really skinny with a massive head. which it isn't.










its really skinny all over.

[1337]

It's like a noodle. Heh, Deuce Bigalow 1. Full of material

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

hey mikasha, u no that if u re arrange the letters of your name it spells. saka him?

[1337]

Wow... What a finely tuned brain you have there, it picks up the subtleties of everything.

Have my children?

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

are u trying to crack onto me?

[1337]

No!!

<_<
>_>
<_<

[chikita`amy]

LMAO! you must be bored.

I don't know if this has been said yet.....
"When i looked at you i felt something in my pants move.. Oh wait it's only my phone - or is it?? "

[DaMiaN]

whats cooking good looking

[1337]

ermm... ill let you lick the lollypop...;]
**sigh** if only everyone was as orginal as me =] [/sarcasm]
You own my heart... And my soul. And everything that goes with it.

All you need to do is ask.

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

lol i might use that phone one

[1337]

whats cooking good looking
Haha, if someone said that to me, id probably backhand them :p

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

Hello chikita`amy, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

[dettie_girl69]

haha you guys... I must say, you all now know my pickup line! Damn. I have another good one.. use if you must.. but only for those very sexy people out there ;)
**approaches victim**- hey are you wearing fake eyelashes?
victim- no? (if yes, it still works)
you- close your eyes for a sec?
victim- looks confused yet closes eyes
THEN U KISS THEM

haha wooo :)

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

hey dettie girl do you know that i'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

[1337]

haha you guys... I must say, you all now know my pickup line! Damn. I have another good one.. use if you must.. but only for those very sexy people out there ;)
**approaches victim**- hey are you wearing fake eyelashes?
victim- no? (if yes, it still works)
you- close your eyes for a sec?
victim- looks confused yet closes eyes
THEN U KISS THEM

haha wooo :)
I might just try that one day, it sounds like it has potential.

But not before I use that wang one.

[RaVe-LiKe-sPaSTiC]

Hey, want to come to my place and watch grey's anatomy?

[chikita`amy]

Hello chikita`amy, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


You're also extremely original, are you an inventor? (sarcasm) lol.

Haaha love sarah's but if a guy did that to me and i wasn't interested, the outcome for him wouldn't be all that great.

[1337]

Hey, want to come to my place and watch grey's anatomy?
I would love to, but Deer Park is basically the country for me. I went there once, and I swear I saw paddocks and stuff.

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

u liked the pirate one though yeh? just replace that other girls name with yours and give me ur answer

[1337]

I would love to, but Deer Park is basically the country for me. I went there once, and I swear I saw paddocks and stuff.
Damn, I just realised, that was supposed to be a pickup line.

I am so pathetic sometimes all the time.

[dettie_girl69]

You're also extremely original, are you an inventor? (sarcasm) lol.

Haaha love sarah's but if a guy did that to me and i wasn't interested, the outcome for him wouldn't be all that great.

haha I'll tell u a funny story about that on msn.. dont want it to come across wrong on here.. but yep, have tested it guys and its a sure bet for the ladies ;)

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

na na i prefer u diidnt tell the story

[dettie_girl69]

hey dettie girl do you know that i'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

oh you want me bad

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

do u want my number

[dettie_girl69]

yeah just post it here ok? I'll give u a call... so will many other MU nerds ;)

[1337]

do u want my number
*volunteers hand!*

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

lol can i give uy that guys number instead ^^

[chikita`amy]

ahaha no worries, story time. *sits down like a good little girl.

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

u lost your chance amy.. stand back up

[dettie_girl69]

I just got amys number ;) IM IN

P.S My number is 0419 317 446 call me baby ;)

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

WTF.. i cant believe u gave me ur dads number... :D THANK U!! I Luv his Company!!

[dettie_girl69]

haha isnt his phone voice sxc?

[chikita`amy]

Babe you have always been in [= lmao!

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

He sounds a bit like alf stewart... Thats actually a good thing... ;) i really fancy alf stewart

[RaVe-LiKe-sPaSTiC]

I would love to, but Deer Park is basically the country for me. I went there once, and I swear I saw paddocks and stuff.


lol :P WHY DOES EvERYONE SAY THAT! not all of deer park is paddocks n stuff i like in the part with houses lol :)

[brown sugar miki]

hey mikasha, u no that if u re arrange the letters of your name it spells. saka him?
Hey whatever your name is..
u no that if i got a knife and stabbed you.. it would hurt?
Lol naa im joking.. but hmm yes..ur very creative **cough cough**

WTF.. i cant believe u gave me ur dads number... :D THANK U!! I Luv his Company!!
I cant believe you actually rang it.
(no comment)

[dettie_girl69]

(for those who didn't click it was the rejection number... no i did not post my number online, sorry folks..)

heres a pickup line for nerds-
you remind me of homework..I want to chuck you on my desk and do you.

[Mickey]

or ...

you are like homework...i dont want to do you but i know ill end up having to

[Mickey]

actually on second thought just ignore me

[**BeKi**]

lmao yeah thats crap :)

[Club_bella]

whats a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this .. if you come back to mine i can make you match the picture .. or it was something LMAE along thoes lines!!

[sxcsarahh]

ahhh i hate the one..

did you fall from heaven because you look like a angel

that has to be the worst pickup line, im pretty sure thats how it goes

[sbudgems]

I had one guy pretend that I had dropped something as I walked past him.. And i fell for it! So i am looking around on the ground for something and then he starts helping me..
After about 10 secs he said that I hadnt actually dropped anything he just wanted for me to stop and talk to him.. I thought it was really clever.. Like his friend was in on it to..
I felt like such a dag

[Mickey]

genius...pure genius

[~SionA~]

* i may not be santa claus but i sure can stuff ur stockings (onlii to be used by men)

* if ur looking for a vacation... i can be your... treasure island (said sentually)

[1337]

Is your dad a thief, because he must have stolen those jewels in your eyes.


*sigh*

[Mickey]

* i may not be santa claus but i sure can stuff ur stockings (onlii to be used by men)

* if ur looking for a vacation... i can be your... treasure island (said sentually)
they're both ****

anyway...

why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up first

[k_ma]

Someone call heaven... theres an angel on the loose!

[chikita`amy]

This isnt exactly a good line but a friend of mine used to get a girl really pissed off to the point that they would tell him to "f**k off" - and he would turn around and ask for details on when, where, and their number.
It actualy worked a couple times, because the girls ended up having a sence of humour but yeah.

[dettie_girl69]

I think you mean "get f**ked" that would make more sence :)

[Cole]

it would make even more sense if you spelt "sense" correctly:)

[~SionA~]

they're both ****

anyway...

why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up first

all of these pik up lines are **** y are mine so incredibly bad?
(does offended frown)

[k_ma]

it would make even more sense if you spelt "sense" correctly:)
Gahahahahaha.... you'e the bloody meanest guy EVER :p

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

lol nice nice

[Mickey]

all of these pik up lines are **** y are mine so incredibly bad?
(does offended frown)

Because in the first ojne you are assuming that most people would know that a vagina is aka a "stocking" and the second one is a) stupid and b) doesn't make sense. Like wtf, treasure island.

[brown sugar miki]

Gahahahahaha.... you'e the bloody meanest guy EVER :p

I used that pickup line on a guy once...
we are now happily married and have formed a family band..
we will tour the country side and YOU WONT BE INVITED !

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

hey mikii do u wanna hook up

[Von_greek]

Ey no ****, i was just going through the site and seriously i rekon ADRIANA is the hottest girl on this site shes fucking gawjuz :) sorry to go off topic but its fucking trueeee ide sit there for 1 day saying pickup lines to her until i found 1 that workd lmao...anyways my new pickup line.. isss ....MY NAMES FRANKIE :)

[**BeKi**]

^^ and you will never get to be thrusted by her against a wall in an ally or have your head in her boobs like i have :)

[iTaLiAn-HaRdRoCkeR]

whos adriana? cmon baby lets hurry up and do this ill give u my number in pm

[Von_greek]

:( bekkiii thants unfairrrrrr..i bet i can thrust her head inbetween my pecks lmao

[**BeKi**]

hahaha NO. too bad for you, she only falls for MY pick up lines :cool:

and youll never find them out :)

[Von_greek]

plz Bekkkiiii ill pay you...100 kilos of protein shakes :) lol

[**BeKi**]

are you implying that i need protein shakes?! :angry:

[turkey_poppin89]

plz Bekkkiiii ill pay you...100 kilos of protein shakes lol
Beki's guns are so polished, the protein shakes will spontaneously combust upon coming within 200m of her. What are you, like, new here? :|

[1337]

Beki's guns are so polished, the protein shakes will spontaneously combust upon coming within 200m of her. What are you, like, new here? :|
That is clearly the only explanation that one could give regarding the circumstances.

[hbk69]

you must be a parking ticket, cos you have fine written all over you. giggedy.
i'm sorry terence, but i just cant take anything you say seriously anymore with that damn avatar of you sleeping. seriously, who does that...

[k_ma]

I believe you are what you eat...
and tomorrow i plan on being you.

From "Wog Boy" =-P

[brown sugar miki]

hey mikii do u wanna hook up
Hey marco dorko how about no

How'd you like THAT pick up line ;]

[.:MARK:.]

marco dorko... hahaa owned!

[Von_greek]

Beki's guns are so polished, the protein shakes will spontaneously combust upon coming within 200m of her. What are you, like, new here? :|
Im not that neww :( i just didnt know how polished her guns where sorry terence ey bekmeister you got a pik of your guns for us ?

[qt2nv]

well, i always cop the "du u root?".. which obviously doesn't work!

[**BeKi**]

Im not that neww :( i just didnt know how polished her guns where sorry terence ey bekmeister you got a pik of your guns for us ?

well seeing as your so interested in my guns...heres a pic of me flacid...

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/194/sumojackieuc4.th.jpg (http://img105.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sumojackieuc4.jpg)

[Emad]

^^ Wow... Nate is so lucky to have guns like that...

[.:MARK:.]

^flacid hahaha

[Von_greek]

Lmao how hard do you work to become like that fuckkk your bigger than me man and i work my fucking ass off :(

[.:MARK:.]

^Frankie you know what will work, the horn :p

"BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP.. ey do u root?!!!"

[**BeKi**]

Lmao how hard do you work to become like that fuckkk your bigger than me man and i work my fucking ass off :(

well *flexes biceps* i cant really ever let my secrets out. omg i have the BEST EVER flex moves. like serioiusly, funny as. and i do them ALOT. anyone want to know?!?!?! *goes psycho*

[Von_greek]

Ye show me show me :) i might pinch some of them to use at my next comp lol :) if thats orite with you bekmeister or shall i call you BEKZNEGER lmao

[**BeKi**]

LMAO ok from now on ill only speak in a german accent.

a sexy flex is pretending to check the time on your watch so your flexing those oh so sexual biceps...belle has seen me make all my moves :cool:

[hbk69]

we were at the good guys, and we noticed that there was a security lady standing beside the door, and we were like "WTF? someone's going to sneak a tv past them?" so as we went past her i said "i have a fridge in my pants" and pointed to my crotch. i didnt realise how dirty it sounded until after i said it.

[smaz_x]

ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

[LOVEJ]

pfft who pays these days...

[sxcsarahh]

omg!! ew this drunk old man said to me today your mint, where have you been all my life. Sooooo disgusting he was sluring his words aswell. ewww

[turkish pimp]

if i fliped a coin what are the chances of getting head tonight.

[brown sugar miki]

omg!! ew this drunk old man said to me today your mint, where have you been all my life. Sooooo disgusting he was sluring his words aswell. ewww
Lmao what? old guys say mint =S

[mЯ Fcùķŋ ЯavėR]

Family Guy: (Quagmire, of course) You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you (OH!)

Family Guy: (Quagmire, again) If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.

[sxcsarahh]

Lmao what? old guys say mint =S
haha nah he wasnt like old old he was in his 30's or 40's or something maybe so its old to me lol

[**BeKi**]

Family Guy: (Quagmire, of course) You must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you (OH!)

Family Guy: (Quagmire, again) If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together.

Family Guy: (Quagmire yet again) I don't want to come between you...or do i ?

Family Guy: (Who else? Quagmire) *walks into lesbian bar and walks up to two lesbians* So...ever been penetrated?

[vivian]

Ey no ****, i was just going through the site and seriously i rekon ADRIANA is the hottest girl on this site shes fucking gawjuz :) sorry to go off topic but its fucking trueeee ide sit there for 1 day saying pickup lines to her until i found 1 that workd lmao...anyways my new pickup line.. isss ....MY NAMES FRANKIE :)

how flattered would you be if you were adriana..like imagine a complete stranger announcing your hottness on a public forum
ps.im in a random mood sorry

[mЯ Fcùķŋ ЯavėR]

haha gotta love quagmire :thumb:

[**BeKi**]

|']how flattered would you be if you were adriana..like imagine a complete stranger announcing your hottness on a public forum
ps.im in a random mood sorry

adriana is probably used to it, she gets it so much :p

lol id have the biggest head if i were adriana id walk around and be like 'eyyy:cool:'

[vivian]

id walk around and be like 'eyyy:cool:'

:wink: :wink: :wink: what your nnammmee?

[Athanasios]

I bet yooh 10 bucks my cock fits in your mouth ?
HAHAHA DATS FKN MAD!

[denis]

Suck my dick bitch.

[DJ Beau J]

i was just going through the site and seriously i rekon ADRIANA is the hottest girl on this site shes fucking gawjuz :)

We talking about Club_Bella?
If so, I disagree.

[JoSiE]

Do you want to change your underpants? Because they must be drenched..

[Johnny123]

Can i check your tag? because you must be 100% made in heaven!...

[hbk69]

boy: "excuse me, but do i know you?"
girl "err.. no?"
boy: "well i'd like to :)"

[brown sugar miki]

We talking about Club_Bella?
If so, I disagree.
Thats not very nice. =[

boy: "excuse me, but do i know you?"
girl "err.. no?"
boy: "well i'd like to :)"
Aww i love that pick up line.. its so cute.

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

We talking about Club_Bella?
If so, I disagree.
Ouuuuuffff, thats harsh ya whore, lol

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

Heres some back on topic...

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.


Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.


Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?


Wow! Are those real?


There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.


I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.


Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.


True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.


Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.


Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?


How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?


I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.


You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong


If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole


I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.


If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!


How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?


I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.


You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from.


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.


Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ****.


If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?


You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!


Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.


Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?


I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?


How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.


Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.


The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.


Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.


I'm easy. Are you?


I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.


I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.


You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute


Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)


Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?


(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?


I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.


I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.




meh thats all for now....

[Miss aLaNa]

^^omg they are soooo funny...i have one but its a bit lame...im the player nd your the game and i play the game

[Mickey]

^^that sounds so robot-like

kind of like a mathematician saying 2 + 2 = 4 because that is maths

[.:MARK:.]

I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.


Haha my mate done one like that to a girl as a joke before, said; "betcha you ain't gona go for me" and shes like "awww no" his like "hahaha good :)"
Guess out of habit most people are going to say no to that lol, then realise what they've just put themselves into.

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

^^haha, yer pretty much....thats why its a good shot, but unfortuntely theres a thing called free will, damn it >_<

[brown sugar miki]

^^that sounds so robot-like

kind of like a mathematician saying 2 + 2 = 4 because that is maths
LMFAO !
yah.. thats a good pick up line
me+you=love.. because that is maths

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

Hey Mikki will any of these lines work on you??
Please help a brother out, lol!

[brown sugar miki]

^^Yet another great pick up line. :)

[juicy-couture-xo]

sup simone its millie lol, mi best pick up line would be ......
04........?? haha lame buh it works

catcha xoxo

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

^^Took me a long time to get that one....

[chikita`amy]

Hrm i still dont get it.

[.:MARK:.]

She meant she's asking for the number by saying; "04..."
She could've done a better job of explaining it, yet still just as lame.

[chikita`amy]

ohhhh.. thanks for that marko [=

[**BeKi**]

yeah that was pretty crap and i dont see how it would work

[Tekkaholic_Andre]

^^Well it kind-of puts you on the spot and some people may finish it off without noticing....

[Jules]

^^Well it kind-of puts you on the spot and some people may finish it off without noticing....
I don't think anyone would automatically come to conclusion that the person's asking for the mobile number.
I think more people would be thinking like this:
"04....?"
"No, I'm actually a 08, but thanks for noticing. I have been trying to slim down."

Or people could mistake it for being a bathroom code :D

[1337]

I don't think anyone would automatically come to conclusion that the person's asking for the mobile number.
I think more people would be thinking like this:
"04....?"
"No, I'm actually a 08, but thanks for noticing. I have been trying to slim down."

Or people could mistake it for being a bathroom code :D
You ruined the thread with your damned technicalities. How do you feel now?:(

[DAkOTA_x]

if your in a car-
yo.... get in.


:) my friend made it up. she's cool

[Outrageous_Hunni]

Don't know if this has been used, but oh well

"Rumour has it that you are going to (Insert Location Here) with (Your name) on (Insert Date Here)"

[Emad]

^^omg they are soooo funny...i have one but its a bit lame...im the player nd your the game and i play the game

Your right it is lame.

[Jules]

You ruined the thread with your damned technicalities. How do you feel now?:(
I said I wouldn't reply but I decided I needed to.

I feel good :)

[CoolDude]

eyy,

Has anyone had a guy or girl come up to them with a pick up line that is good or very bad??

well here is the thread where ya say what the pick up lines were
weather they were just very bad or just really good...
Guys should avoid pick up lines at all costs, they show: desperation, stupidity and no confidence.

When girls hear pick up lines, they immediately write the guy off as some sleaze!

If you want to spark a conversation with a girl its best to come up, say hi and ask her a situational question or something that is really interesting both men and women.

Avoid boring talk and keep the conversation upbeat.

[greekangel27]

^^ although on most occassions this would be true, i beg to differ.

if some random guy came up and purposely used the most hilariously sleazy pick up line (to make a dick of himself) i would sooo think he was the best thing since sliced bread. too cool :cool:

[CoolDude]

^^ although on most occassions this would be true, i beg to differ.

if some random guy came up and purposely used the most hilariously sleazy pick up line (to make a dick of himself) i would sooo think he was the best thing since sliced bread. too cool :cool:
You see that depends the WAY he did it... if he came across as a wierdo with shy body language and weak tonality then you would dismiss him as a loser, but if he came across as confident guy who couldnt give a slight F^%$ what you thought of him and said the pick up line very loud and clear then you would laugh at it... but then again, a conversation starter is just that... a convo starter... after the first line there needs to be more chit chat to follow to secure a pick up :)
Most guys in this situ become silent and the girl walks off...

Its been said that when it comes to pick up, 20% is what you say, and 80% is how you say it (tonality, body language, voice projection) but liek I said before, why make it harder for yourself to use pick up lines as most women's radars will see it when you can use a neutral "pick up line" as "hi!" :)

[denis]

i agree, pickup lines are cheesy, stupid and just dont work

[greekangel27]

chris, agreed. :)

[CoolDude]

chris, agreed. :)
Cheers Liz :)

[[ U N ] _ m c n z ]]

I used "If I told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?" last night.. Worked like a charm :)

[**BeKi**]

^^ it doesnt count if your talking to a mirror

[brown sugar miki]

^It does if you're trying to pick yourself up. I do it all the time.

[greekangel27]

^^ i'd be worried if you ever reject yourself though ...
:)

[shaheen]

With the last few posts, this turned into the person above you thread.

[Emad]

^^ ruined the mood =P

[greekangel27]

^^ should come up with a whipping good pick up line to pick up the mood :)

[modernoutlaw]

I used this line before my gf and i started dating "If i followed you home would you keep me?:wink: ". She said later that it was so corny but also very cute

[<--footsouljah-->]

"Hey, Be unique and different, say yes."

[xaNNaaaa]

Person 1 " do you know what i heard when i first saw you?"
Person 2 " No, what?"
Person 1 *make loud alarming noises* "BLOOOOOO BLOOOO BLUUUU BLOOOO"
Person 2 " What..what is that ?"
Person 1 " its an ambulance, comming to save me, because you took my heart away." *continue making noises*


=D
its from A night at the roxbury.
CLASSIC
x

[**BeKi**]

^^ ive used that many times :cool:

i got a "pick up" line used on me tonight at work while i was on drive thru. i made the sundae for the guy and just as he's about to drive off he says "the sundae tastes great...but you taste better." i just turned around and started laughing. im soo00oo using it ^_^

[.:MARK:.]

I would have called him a McNugget :)

"OH YEAH? WELL, YOUR A MCNUGGET! *chucks nuggets at the car*

[**BeKi**]

i was too busy EATING the nuggets :p

my manager told me he was staring at my boobs (but im pretty sure he wasnt coz i thought he was looking behind me) and also HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO CHECK CLEAVAGE WITH OUR UNIFORMS?!?!?

[ElektrO-daNa]

a school mate does this to annoying us girls;
"lets count shoulders"
**he counts,, 1-2[on his shoulders][on her shoulders]3-4**
and he ends up kinda hugging her lol.

[**BeKi**]

bwahaha yes my cousin told me that one. she also told me

"i wish i was cross eyed, so i could see you twice"

[scardas]

i dont know if its been said but i like this one

do you work at subway?
coz u just gave me a footlong

[Mickey]

do you work at subway?
coz u just gave me a footlong

That made me laugh. Feel proud.

Are you my long lost sister? Because you're fuckin hot and so am I, so we might be related, get it? But if we aren't that's even better because that means we don't have to hide anything.

[**BeKi**]

^^ hahaha euuuuwww :)

[turkey_poppin89]

*taken from Kanye West - The New Workout Plan*

"Since doing Kanye's new workout plan, I can date outside of the family now ^_^"