*Newsflash*

[SarahJane]

news 4 2dayz :D

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teachers (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6830925%255E26462,00.html) vote to close schools for 24 hours in NSW, Teachers' unions in Victoria and Western Australia have

said they would be prepared to participate in an unprecedented three-state strike.

:arrow: A pet (http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6830711%255E13762,00.html) dog in the

North of England has been offered his very own gold credit card with a spending limit of £ 10,000 ($24,600).

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Muslim (http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6828447%255E13762,00.html) men can divorce their wives through text messages on mobile telephones

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Surgeons (http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6828330%255E13762,00.html) in New Zealand removed a knife with a seven-centimetre blade that was embedded up to its handle in a man's

brain

:arrow: The Dalai Lama (http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6829444%255E13762,00.html) has admitted that, in a lifetime dedicated to celibacy and non-violence, he

has missed out on sex and that he shoots at hawks in anger.

[Israeli]

where on earth du find all these key sentences?!?!?
:shock: :P

[SarahJane]

:twisted: id tell ya but id haveta kill ya