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Robert
13th July, 03, 08:21 PM
- Seems the French weren't too happy with the Americans replacing the prefix 'French' with 'Freedom' from

assorted items (frech fries now Freedom Fries.) The French minister has now passed a law (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6729751%255E13762,00.html) stating the French

can't use 'Email' but instead "courriel" - a shortening of "courrier electronique" (literally: electronic mail).

- Seems 'Nemo', a clown fish, is a transexual and

changes sex (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6729749%255E13762,00.html) to keep harmony in its school of fish. How will the parents explain transexuals?!

- The

former supervisor (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6741561%255E13762,00.html) of an American youth program has been sentenced to life in prison on 25 counts of lewd conduct

and assault for sucking the toes of 20 boys.

- AN intruder pulled the heads (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6742100%255E13762,00.html) off nine chickens in a

chicken coop in Melbourne's south-east overnight.

- A Malaysian (http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%255E13762,00.html) man sliced off his own penis, then fried

and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices.